starbuck wrote:

No aliens cloned my penis, dick brain!  As you well know, that is a
joke perpertrated by idiots like yourself, postal worker of shit...I
didn't eat hamburgers to heal it, fuck-face, I ate meat to regain my
lost blood suppy after the mother-fuckers like you cut it up in the
Emergency Room of the Tallahassee Memorial Hospital...

So let me get this straight.

You think someone cut up your penis in a hospital emergency room, then
you ate lots of meat.

OooooKay.

Sounds to me like you just chowed on a lot of meat in a San Francisco
bath house and are too ashamed to admit it.

Is that true, Stoolie?