choo wrote:

"The Flavored Coffeee Guy" <elgersmad@rock.com> wrote in message
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You're a fucked up sort, ya know?

every irony meter in the known
universe just exploded

No, it didn't.

http://archive.ncsa.uiuc.edu/Cyberia/NumRel/GenRelativity.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_relativity#Acceleration_effects

http://map.gsfc.nasa.gov/m_uni/uni_101fate.html

You see we're all falling in excess of twice the speed of light.
Therefore, as you observe the universe around you it only appears to be
exploding.  But, while we're all traveling at this insane velocity
falling towards a supermassive black hole, time is playing out the
events in reverse.  Play an explosion backwards and it collapses, play
what's collapsing backwards, and it explodes.