Harvey,

One morning, when I was in the fifth grade, I rode my school bus to
school, and I had a couple of questions.  So, first I asked, "How many
of your parents make you go to church?  Can I see a show of hands?"
Then I said this, "Out of all of you who held you hands up, can answer
this one question?  If you've never sinned, how can you be saved?"  One
kid spoke out and said, "Everyone sins."  Then I said, "Can anyone
answer the question without dissassembling it?  The only question is,
"How can you be saved, if you've never sinned?"  One kid spoke out and
said, "There's no way....  Unless, you sin."  another said, "I guess
you gotta."

You're the nut, who makes it so damn important to sin by teaching your
kids to believe in that shit.