Subject: Re: Have Ye All Benn Abducted?
From: snibbler@my-deja.com
Date: 25/01/2006, 04:39
Newsgroups: alt.paranet.ufo,alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks

My personal trainer abducted the shit out of me today at the gym.
Tommorow, it will be adduction.