Ser Ian,

OK, I get that this Al may be short on intelligence, but now you're
calling him a fake or something?

I think you must really hate this Al guy to flame him like that.  Maybe
you're talking about Al Veolar, the Spanish pop singer?  I guess he's
short, and not too bright, but my friends tell me he puts on one hell
of a floor show.

Are you in show business, too?  Is this some kind of inside joke?

Thanks.

Your fan,
Pearl