"Earl Dombroski" <earl.dombroski@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Ser XChile,

I'm once again en route to Taiwan, but just had time to SMS Al Veolar -
and a good thing, too!

Turns out he's very chummy with Al Fresco.  Al Fresco, as you may
already know, comes from a family known for its famous lineage of
fine-art painters.  In fact, much of their work survives to this day in
the form of renaissance and medieval church paintings, Rafael Fresco
being better known from those days.

As it turns out, the Fresco family keeps an archive of copies of their
best work, and it's recently been cataloged and cross-referenced.  Both
Als are planning to meet up with me this next week, carrying copies of
big ear works on their iPods - Al Fresco's will be visual, whereas Al
Veolar's will be audio.

We're planning to put the combination of BBQ, pantsless, big-eared,
big-eared phenomena together to see if we can't find some synchronic
exposure regarding all of this UFO coverup that everyone's on about.
Being naked from the waist down (at least) myself, I am uniquely
qualified to report on our findings as I'm a priori certified as not
being part of any coverup.

I think these other people talking about these other strange Als and
not stating who in particular they're referring to - as in constantly
giving one of these Al guys some spacecraft piloting jobs - must all be
part of some grandiose disinformation plot.

In fact, Madame Thelma has channelled for me that they may be part of
the government as they all seem to have some kind of number for their
society's security, and regularly donate money to these governments
directly from their paychecks.  Plus, I don't think that they can get
dates with the really hot babes because they don't advertise.

I don't have to tell you that name-dropping (I still haven't heard Al
who), sexual repression, and dissembling about their true motives are
perfect ingredients for identifying candidates as to who may be
propagating this so-called UFO coverup.

In any case, Holly and I are having avocados upon my return - you
should call Mark and Jesus and join us.  We'll be easy to find - we're
always on the wrong side of town.  We *are* the wrong crowd your mother
warned you about.

Best regards,
The Pearl

"The wrong attitude completely since 1992."

Senor Dombroski,

Funny thing about my Mother, she always taught me to be kind to all people
(as did my father Louis) and question authority and the reality handed to us
all on a silver platter. Marion Baldwin Stokes. Part English, part Scot,
part Northwest native American. She was the person who brought my attention
to the UFO cults that sprang up in the 50s, cults of Satan, witchcraft and
bigfoot. She was the one who would look me in the eye and tell me about
Jesus and The Way and how the churches of the world were going in the
opposite direction. She never warned me about joining the wrong crowd, but
would sometimes discuss with me about how it is not best to be part of any
crowd. I grew up in El Paso, Texas and spent a lot of my youth in either the
adjacent desert or drinking across the border in Juarez. No wonder I like
you and your gang so much....

You should call me sometime. I promise not to get you in too much trouble...
We'll cruise on the backroads and keep out of sight. Drinks are on me!

One more thing, I would never propagate a UFO cover-up on this planet or any
other... I have no choice in the matter.