On 28 Feb 2006 14:22:28 -0800, rem460@aol.com wrote:
GALACTIC FEDERATION FIRST CONTACT FLEET
Update from The REAL Galactic Federation
February 21, 2006
Communicated thru Sheldan Nidle of The Planetary Activation Org.
http://www.paoweb.com/updates.htm
"thru" ?
What is that, a new species of sparrow ?
Selamat Jarin! We come once again, dear Hearts,
Arrrrrrr, me Hearties !!
This fleet is always changing its members. In fact, nearly
ten percent of the fleet is changed over every two months.
What?
They go home after two months ?
Darcy!! The Mothership food aint no good darn it !
Most of these older ships are about 30 to 50,000 years old.
Many of them had retired to specially reserved places in the
galaxy where they could peacefully live out their days. Our ships
are living Beings, and we treat them throughout their lives with
the respect and honor that these grand ladies deserve. In the
interests of this operation, we asked them if they would be
willing to come out of retirement for one last mission. These
grand Beings responded mostly in the affirmative and soon became
part of a complex rotation of motherships alternating between our
home worlds and your beautiful shores. As many of these ships had
never been even partially retrofitted, we asked their permission
to modify them slightly to enable them to take on the more modern
scientific scout ships assigned to this inner ring. Again, we
received an affirmative reply. With these changes complete, the
motherships were ready for this first contact assignment. Their
crews likewise were given the time necessary to acquaint
themselves with these well-rested beauties.
Wadda ya fink, Charles, could be true, aye.
Surly we will be talking to our spaceships in 10,000 years time.
We could get close to it now with cyc.com and other computer systems.
(and our brain is just a computer)
Anyway, what is the
"willing to come out of retirement for one last mission."
part about ?
Surly there are other planets out there in our state of conflict that
need a little help ?
Most of our inner fleet is made up of these older
motherships. When you enter them, you immediately feel their great
Love and deep caring for you.
How do you know it is not fake mind control type woo woo love ?
Oh, well, if it's caring it wouldn't be fake then would it !!?
Unlike the newer models, these ships
were constructed to remain in a specific configuration. This
consists of either a large cigar-shaped pod, which can be many
hundreds or even thousands of miles long, or alternatively, a
series of huge, interconnecting, lozenge-shaped units.
Ceegar shaped and *cough cough* lozenge-shaped !!
Yay !!!
LOL :-)
These two
designs easily accommodated the primary mission requirements.
Having a puff and blowing stuff up.
In
general, the ships with the single hull were used for diplomatic,
liaison, and defense operations, and those with the multi-hull
design, for a variety of scientific responsibilities. It is to the
latter that most of the newer scout ships are assigned. And as
these scouts are larger and more complex, these older motherships
were fitted with enlarged access portals, modernized landing
docks, and updated service stations.
"updated service stations" for the ... www.theaircar.com
These renovated docks have
the ability to allow the scientific scout ships to reconfigure, or
shape-shift, according to the needs of each specific mission.
"shape-shift" from ceegars, to lozenges, to whusky bottles.
Upon entering these older motherships, you will first notice
the different lighting and floor technology. The hallways are
illuminated using a special photochemical process which produces a
soft, full-spectrum light that reproduces the light of the Sun
without the harshness that your light is noted for.
Darn right, I got burned down there at Lake Tekapo.
This lighting
is adjustable and is regulated according to individual desires by
the ship's artificial intelligence computers. The flooring
embodies pressure-sensing material that reacts to the way you
walk, giving you the impression at first that you are literally
"walking on air." Both these technologies have been updated, and
these newer versions, now combined with personalized holographic
technology, can reproduce those aspects of your home world that
give you the greatest pleasure.
Miss Nancy, take a holiday.
Thus, you are always in an
environment designed to support you in every way to enable you to
attain your highest level of creative potential.
Yeah, well, some people's "highest level of creative potential"
is pissing on other folks for a laugh.
The various lounges, crew quarters, and workspaces are
likewise designed for optimum relaxation and functioning. The main
purpose of a fleet mothership is to aid her crew in carrying out
its delegated mission.
The "last mission", remember.
All workspaces are integrated with a
telepathically interlinked computer network and a variety of
android assistants. Each android is at the service of any of her
fellow workers.
You said "her". So those androids are female.
I don't think the McKenzie Boys will like that !
These assistants help in repairing and maintaining
needed equipment and in interpreting the data collected during the
day's many scientific expeditions. Each crewmember is a highly
trained individual. Since early childhood, each one has known
their area of expertise and has developed it exquisitely. The
ship's androids support this expertise by helping to speed up the
completion of any given task. The resulting cooperative
interaction leads to swift problem solving.
8 years on the internet from a super advanced Galactic Federation that
has been watching Earth for 13,000 years.
I think grandma will spit out her wad. ... splut ... *ding*.
Some areas on these ships are set aside for the use of
advanced holographic technology that can realistically reproduce
entire, specific environments in which you can become an active
participant in a drama of your choice.
Who needs that when we can play tidlywinks all day with them androids.
These include literary and
historic dramas, dearly loved tales, episodes from your own life,
Yeah, Charles and I having a ko0k rant.
or even plays of your own creation.
We do that already with our 3D PC games.
(most of them are war though)
This entertainment is a vital
and integral part of your life, to be engaged in separately or
with friends, family, or crewmembers. Most galactic humans find
the movies, plays, and novels on your world to be very quaint. The
amount of violence and struggle found in them is seen as a
reflection of the primitive and limiting nature of your global
societies. One of the purposes of this first contact is to
ameliorate these conditions so that you can incorporate into your
culture the proliferation and greatly expanded vision that will
result from first contact.
I do that in SIM CITY 4000.
Try to make a beautiful city.
But there is still a lot of crime though.
Mind you, there are no androids in SIM CITY to do the washing and
ironing and food collecting and bill paying.
So I guess that makes people frustrated and then they commit crimes,
aye?
You see, 8 years ago you could have just given us all an android each.
My android could have grown my tomatoes. And I could have spent all
day at Mc Donalds. ........ um ..... hang on ....... it's not
working .......
I dunno, how am I supposed to know. I'm just a tomato farmer !!
The residential quarters on these motherships are geared to
reflect your individual personality and taste. Food, clothing, and
furniture are provided, almost instantaneously, by an energy
processor; hence, no food preparation and no dirty dishes to wash
up!
What !!?
I like co0king !!
'All Recipes : complete resource for recipes, cooking tips and food'.
http://allrecipes.com
Even the d�cor and furniture can be changed on a whim. At a
moment's notice, this living space can be converted from a
workplace to a living/relaxation room or a bedroom. Indeed, the
possibilities for this residence are as endless as your
imagination. As with the rest of the ship, the floors and lighting
are personalized to your own requirements. A common indulgence for
crewmembers is to re-create their home world residence even down
to the view out of their windows!
Lake Tekapo !!
(and the perfect clear night sky there)
Storage areas on these motherships include huge spaces for
very large replacement parts not easily created by the ship's
holographic capabilities. These storage lockers are often up to
several miles in length. Here are stored large items used to
repair the propulsion system and maintain the various life support
networks. Also stored here are the special parts needed for the
navigation system and for the main artificial intelligence
computer network. The cores of these enormous computer systems are
often tens of miles in length! Moving these parts around is done
by large robots attached to the various storage facilities. These
robots are controlled by repair androids whose skill in completing
these difficult tasks is quite remarkable.
Sounds quite remarkable !
Today, we have looked at the motherships that make up the
inner ring of our first contact fleet. These amazing ladies of
space will be open for your inspection once first contact is
completed. We look forward to the day when we can freely show you
our fleet and celebrate our formal arrival on your most beautiful
shores. We now take our leave. Blessings, dear Ones! Know in your
Heart of Hearts that the perpetual Supply and infinite Abundance
of Heaven are indeed Yours! Selamat Gajun! Selamat Kasijaram!
(Sirian for Be One! and Be Blessed in Love and Joy!)
10 4, OK, ok, ok, just make your mind up about what you are going to
do with our moon.
Maybe ask some of them androids, if you are busy relaxing too much.
Planetary Activation Organization
http://www.paoweb.com
This copy was reposted by Robert E. McElwaine
PAO Member
Eckankar Initiate
B.S., Physics and Astronomy, UW-EC
http://members.aol.com/rem547 PLUS
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P.S.: PASS IT ON !
If we had some androids to help pass it on !