On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 15:08:59 +0200, Charles D. Bohne
<spam@PasoSchweiz.de> wrote:

On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 23:30:42 +1200, Sir Gilligan Horry <GM@ga7rm5er.com>
wrote:

since your secret

government was attempting, at that time, to disturb Earth's
magnetic grid system.

Sounds like fun.
That's what we could have done on your Birthday, Charles.

Of course, you never asked what we did on my party!
What else is there in life? Nothing's better than disturbing
Earth's magnetic grid system! Ever wondered why they built
that Maglev-Train?

Such technologies exist that
affect your body as well as your mind. Such plans are on the way."

Naughty Naughty !!

Don't you FEEL it?

... Moreover, it was decided that, if possible, one flight of
the Galactic Federation's fleet of thousands of Pleiadean and
other star-nation scout ships was to establish a safe, benevolent
contact with an unarmed Mexican Air Force reconnaissance aircraft.

No, they could not see you, without infa-red technology.

So what, they did!

Approximately half-way into this part of their flight, the two
'command' scouts encountered the Mexican Air Force recon aircraft.
Standard procedure was to evade and disperse the flight.

ding ding ding and a mothership in a pear tree.

That's exactly where we park them all the time.

    This done, one of the 'command' scouts communicated with the
flight controller -- a Pleiadean atmospheric command Mothership.

"atmospheric command"

Haarp, haarp :_>

... This stance was necessary in order to ensure the American
government's cooperation on a number of joint ventures that
included apprehension of clandestine drug flights into Mexico.

>from Mexico.

nitpicker!!

    Need for UFO non-disclosure was severely tested when the
Mexican government learned about, and was able to confirm, a
number of secret 'procedures' being inflicted by the American
'secret government' upon the Mexican people.

And Desperate Housewives is on TV in a few minutes. 

Again?

Do all intellignet beings in the Universe have to meet other different
intellignet beings ?

That's the burden of intellignence.

It sounds OK in my book. I used to live in Australia and many friends
were racist.

WERE? Are they dead by now?

What did you say you eat on your motherships?

Roasted pig, tastes like "human".

Can you cloak a chocolate biscuit so the girlfriend doesn't eat it ?
Remember to use a stronger than lighter level of cloaking.

We can even wear a cloak on rainy days!

We also use a
series of frequencies to move our ships in or out of your reality
grid. 

These technologies will be made fully available to you, Charles and
Twonky.

Yes, Robert Huckleberrywine and Sheldon's Noodle are able to leave
our common reality grid completely :->

P.S.: PASS IT ON !

TO THE COOKIE FACTORY !

DONE
C.

Oh, well, that's life in this part of the Galaxy.


What are we going to talk about now.

I will think of something.