CLEARING THE AIR AT THE SMITHSONIAN -- Ed Conrad Spent Time in the Institution
Subject: CLEARING THE AIR AT THE SMITHSONIAN -- Ed Conrad Spent Time in the Institution
From: edconrad@verizon.net
Date: 16/04/2006, 12:41
Newsgroups: alt.journalism.newspapers,news.groups,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.astro

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On 28 Jan 2002, rick <rsatt...@iglou.com> wrote
a response to talk.origins:
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Ed Conrad wrote:
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In fact, Dr. Hooton made his feelings known -- as
a true scientist should -- when he published a book
he appropriately entitled "Apes, Men and Morons,"
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He misnamed it.
Should've been "Apes and Ed Conrad the Moron"
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Does anyone know what institution this moron is in?
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Yes, Sherlock, I've spent some time in an institution.
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The Smithsonian INSTITUTION (only about two hours).
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Had to leave, though, when they refused to open
the windows to let the stink out.
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Ed Conrad
 http://www.edconrad.com
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Man as Old as Coal
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