Cloned Terrorists/Patriot Act to Target Debunkers!!
Author: Sir Arthur C. B. Wholeflaffer A.S.A. <nospam@newsranger.com
Date: Sun, 07 Oct 2001 01:35:17 GMT

In article <9pn90n$ng7$1@news.dataguard.no, Night RaVeN says...

Man, you are the best! :)
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Thank you my Friend.  I have notified my connections in Congress
in an attempt to incorporate some new tough measures in the upcoming Patriot Act.

I am attempting to establish regulations that specifically target UFO debunkers and >their affiliates  "The Cult of Useful Idiots," so they can be detained indefinitely
if it has been established in a secret Court
that they pose a continual "threat" to our civilized society.

Debunkers have had way too free a reign on the
national conscience for way too long and this must be stopped.
We must terminate the "Cancer of Debunkers"
before all society becomes diseased and withers away.

Under the curiously named "Patriot Act," we will be able
to round up all debunkers, debunker sympathizers,
suspected debunkers and suspected debunker sympathizers.
Also guerrilla debunkers, debunker rebels and debunker
insurgents can also be apprehended and detained.

I am once again petitioning Congress for a "blank check" to establish
Re-Education Camps for those scoundrels.

Democracy, freedom and liberty are much
too precious to let debunkers and other
pseudo-scientists run roughshod over it.

It is way past time for ALL MANKIND to
come together and make this world united
once and for all.  This will happen.

Thanks for your comment, and God Bless Amalgamated Press

Sir Arthur
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Wayne Manzo says...

 They aren't cloned! They are duplicated using pods!
 Ludlow's book "The Duplicated Man" spills the beans.
 Since they are telepathic and collective, all the dups
 think the same, and talk the same, etc...
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Sir Arthur C. B. Wholeflaffer A.S.A replies:

 Let me call my sources at the NSA;

 Wholeflaffer using phone - ring-ring-ring

 NSA: NSA, may I help you.
 Art W: Put me through to a both a Team Dean Adams
 and Harry Borsch-Belt (Secret names classified).
 Adams: Team here.  Borsch: Borsch here.
 Art W:  Team, Harry, this is Art Wholeflaffer.
 Adams and Borsch: BIG MOAN
 Art W: Listen, this is serious.  I just got an amazing update that
 the alien-human experiments have produced hybrid pods!

Also that they are telepathic and collective and that all the dups
talk and think the same.  Is there any truth to it and how far
has this gone and are they responsible for the current crisis?

 Borsch: That information is classified and I must end this
conversation now.
 Adams: I can neither confirm or deny that allegation. The end.
--click--

 ---End of conversation--

Both of these insiders will NOT deny these allegations, interesting,
isn't it?
But feel free to: Make up your own mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alien Celebs have been using pod dups for years.
If you look closely you can see the slight differences.

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  Sir Arthur C. B. Wholeflaffer A.S.A. :

  Amalgamated Press- In a startling interview near a White House,
  President and CEO of Integrated Implants announced that they have
  been working with the NISA (National Insecurity Agency) for the past
  10 years in perfecting cloned terrorists.  Apparently
  these cloned-terrorists were responsible for the six planes,
  4 known to the general public, that attacked portions of
  the United States.

  The first four planes are well known, one hit the
  Pentagon, two took down the World Trade Center
  and a military aircraft shot down the final one.

The fifth plane, mistakenly identified as a weather balloon,
was accurately described by Amalgamated Press on the day of the
event as smashing into the alien/human secret base near
Dulce, New Mexico where the cloned terrorists are developed.
This attack was designed to let the world know the truth about these
cloned
automatons.  The news of the fifth plane was quickly censored,
except at the brave Amalgamated Press.

It has been "leaked by unnamed sources" that the sixth plane (and
rumored seventh plane) has been discovered to also be part of the
conspiracy.  Where and who piloted these planes is still being
determined.  Unspecified rumors has it that one of the planes was
diverted to a beach in Hawaii and the passengers are said to be having
a "ball" for the past week and do not want to "leave."  We are still
waiting for confirmation of this startling report.

There will be more later when details start coming in,

Amalgamated Press - We wouldn't print it if it weren't true- and
that's the God Darn Truth!