::: On Lugubriosity :::

::: On Lugubriosity :::

Lugubrious -- lu�gu�bri�ous    ( P )  Pronunciation Key
(loo-GOO'-bree-us) adj.
Mournful, dismal, or gloomy, especially to an exaggerated or ludicrous
degree.
[From Latin lugubris, from lugere, to mourn.]
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'ello, ole;

Yoar myte Brutha Blue 'ere.

For whatever reason, something causes me accent to slip poaf into the
Queen's English (or reasonably close thereto) and sote of get stook
thayah foah a spell.

Don't know wha' it's ole about, bu' that's just the way it tis of late.

And the wurd "LUGUBRIOUS" keeps on winding it's way into the flow.

Eye had noe i-DEE-uh wha' it even ment till eye looked it tup on
dick-tie-own-aa-ree dote come and found meself loff-ing me arse off
wunce I sawr wha' it was all about, then.

Right, then, we've got that ole soahrted out.

"Hello, my deah, you look positively loo-GOO-bree-us too-die," is
something which has often fallen somewhat hap-hazardly out of me lips
lately ... towards whatever delightful slice of femininity presents
itself to our awareness at that moment.

Or, just this evening at the feed (therd 'n arsh; oavah at the "Hoe-Lee
Jesus Rocket Ship"), I happend to remark -- clad very
uncharacteristically in Jesus sandals (with no socks), really nice
roughly Army Green Dockers(tm) slacks, a VERY nice dark turquoise
button up dress shirt, my off-white, essentially creme coloured dress
blazer and -- of course -- me Magick Wand -- "Eye say, this Culinary
Festivity is Positively Loo-GOO-bree-us!" ... as all the locals just
looked up at me and shook their heads in near disbelief, no doubt
marvelling over what Brother Blue has now managed to morph himself
into.

I would just quip, "Right, then ..." or some such, but they are all
right quick to remind me that -- and I quote here -- "Woah, Blue, you
just ain't right, dude."

   Well, I know if might sound strange
   But the Voices in My Head are all snoring.
   And when they're not, they are boring.
   In fact, they're boring as hell.
   Well, I'm not sick
   But I'm not well.

And ole of that being said foah now, to each and every one of you, a
moast smah-shing-lee Loo-GOO-bree-us die!

-Broo-thuh Blue