Chuck The Bone <me@PasoSchweiz.de>, the rabbit catcher, maundered:
"what's for dinner"
Pick one:
Dinged parakeet breast with banana marinade accompanied by half-cooked
pimple on top of wearied used tampons and cabbage compote accentuated
with run down blister inside underdone garden snail mucus membrane and
concocted skin with tired kookaburra entrails with garlic seasoning,
dished up in a turbid tureen overflowing with raw acorn, stringy
leftover salami, crab gravy, a side of bandicoot pituitary gland and a
glass of flying fox drool.
Burnt out suckerfish heart with liver conserve accentuated with bobbled
mucus membrane inside shot caribou nostril and fungus bane garnish,
arranged in a steaming saucepan heaped with medium cooked leek, watery
sundry bits of venison, snot, a side of calf spleen and a pint of
creamed duck shit.
Debilitated diseased body parts and northern fur seal belly vinaigrette
accentuated with not cooked raccoon gumboil garnished with boiled hobo's
nose hairs complemented by foul-smelling shrew rot with banana
seasoning, arranged in a steaming bucket brimming with cheap medley of
chive in salt water, a side of bison stomach and a drink of cockroach
syrup.
Half-cooked blow flies smothered in fouled up exploding boils and
chameleon cyst conserve, simmered in a circulating double boiler heaped
with burnt olive, fatty medley of kidney and bacon, snot, a side of
chocolate and a bowl of puerile yam extract.
Glitched gnats and buffalo cancer seasoning smothered in ravished earwax
balls and stinkbug ligament sauce accentuated by foul coon cat adenoid
on top of busted koala entrails and bacteria brain dressing accentuated
by beaten dwarf rabbit carbuncle accompanied with burnt toadfish phlegm
with corn garnish accompanied by foul innards on top of flubbed ocelot
brain with chive conserve, dished up in a randomly twitching cup with a
slew of dried squares of calamari and asparagus in fetid mouse urine, a
side of Foetal flying squirrel brain and a container of thickened
tongue extract.
Corrupted blow flies and mackerel pancreas sauce accompanied with
screwed up capuchin monkey belly, arranged in a congealing bowl brimming
with bloody brussel sprout, small hodgepodge of squid and oyster with
croutons of offal, vomit, a side of olives and a tumbler of saliva.
Browned used tampons accompanied with bloody leech gizzard with foreskin
preserve, cooked in a congealing casserole chock full of well-spiced
pieces of acorn in contaminated vaginal yeast gravy, a side of foetal
sturgeon liver and a goblet of amniotic fluid.
Boiled syphilis scabs and turnip extract smothered in screwed up
exploding boils and emu droppings garnish next to cooked sufficiently
earthworm gizzard with strawberry topping smothered in worn out chicken
entrails and budgerigar gut seasoning, served in a turbid pail filled
with well-done green bean, minced sundry bits of shrimp and giblet,
vomit, a side of cockroach uterus carcinoma and a mug of whale milk.
Nearly raw earwax balls and clove topping under wracked up chipmunk
entrails accentuated with had it phlegm inside foul dromedary camel bane
and zebra abdomen sauce, arranged in a circulating pannikin with a slew
of well-done eggplant, twitching leftover cartilage, live mosquito
larvae and leftover slug sauce, a side of tapir salivary gland and a
glass of creamed duck shit.
In smithereens grizzly bear gonad con totaled Japanese macaque intestine
and jellyfish duodenum vinegar, cooked in a cooling tureen stuffed with
raw cauliflower, tough whole mussel and caviar with sundry bits of
stomach, unidentified wriggly things gravy, a side of duck prostate and
a chalice of amniotic fluid.
Worn out water turkey pimple and cuttlefish carcinoma extract
accentuated with fouled up hagfish snot garnished with cooked
sufficiently moose canker with liver dressing accentuated by messed up
alligator tripe with common spinal cord aside beaten earwax balls and
sparrow droppings compote on top of snafued exploding boils, served in a
congealing casserole containing slimy specks of potato and leftover
peanut in dog pee, a side of emu retina and a mug of bacon juice.
Dissipated diseased body parts complemented by had it manta ray nerve,
served in a bubbling skillet containing bloody banana pepper, chewy
remnants of intestine and pieces of cartilage, congealed blood, a side
of parrot colon and a container of capybara vaginal secretions.
Exposed corn snake thigh and finch wart compote garnished with brewed
flying fox pussing boil, served in a bubbling saucepan chock full of
well-done rat brain, spicy scraps of krill and snail, bone marrow gravy,
a side of grains and a container of sputum.
Cooked bull skin with foreskin preserve with tired hymen aside toasted
live rat embryos and pigeon rectum vinaigrette in washed-up chef's pubic
hairs, cooked in a turbid double boiler heaped with unhealthy pieces of
pea in sewer water, a side of fruit and a pint of creamed duck shit.
Underdone Persian cat vomit garnished with fried mountain goat gizzard
and dog carbuncle seasoning, simmered in a congealing saucepan with a
slew of bleached scraps of rhubarb and unidentified floaty bits with
sundry bits of eggplant in sour jerky sauce, a side of carrier pigeon
colon and a bowl of mouldy yoghurt.
Thrown away horned toad foot with tendon garnish under had it cormorant
pancreas and finch bowel preserve accentuated by run down platypus
thigh, served in a wriggling pannikin chock full of well-done brussel
sprout, warm bits of lung and jerky with specks of veal, shrimp, squid
and oyster sauce, a side of egg and a bottle of scallop juice.
Half-cooked rooster appendix and turnip vinaigrette and dying lung with
distasteful cocker spaniel rot smothered in cooked enough bumblebee head
with bladder seasoning accentuated with enervated rot inside doomed live
rat embryos and lemon vinegar, simmered in a congealing double boiler
containing medium cooked cancerous growth, tough assortment of abalone
and whole reptile egg, melted butter, a side of grizzly bear placenta
and a draught of whale milk.
Beastly pheasant vomit with corn preserve accentuated by prostrate
alpaca innards with imperfect pancreas aside concocted chef's pubic
hairs and banana seasoning, cooked in a congealing double boiler
overflowing with medium-rare green bean, big croutons of bologna, salami
sauce, a side of haddock stomach and a keg of sewage.
Boiled hobo's nose hairs and foreskin vinegar garnished with doomed gold
fish abscess and dolphin phlegm extract, simmered in a gurgling tureen
overflowing with old morsels of corn and cooked string bean in sewer
water, a side of chocolate and a glass of creamed duck shit.
Whacked syphilis scabs and tendon conserve in cooked sufficiently puffin
carcinoma with chive compote, simmered in a steaming saucepan
overflowing with exotic cooked bone and bone in musty chef's snot, a
side of zebu uterus and a bottle of whale milk.
Mucked up groundhog lung with liver vinaigrette accompanied with
concocted humpback whale spew with clove sauce in cloying aborted feotus
and horse spinal cord garnish accentuated by fouled up frogmouth owl
abdomen garnished with flawed halibut bowel and tree rat spew marinade
with bloody Japanese macaque belly and water turkey ligament extract,
arranged in a randomly twitching double boiler filled with medium to
well done spinach, small remnants of sea slug, vomit, a side of foetal
humpback whale lung and a pint of clotted pork puree.
Trashed starling mucus membrane and axolotl gizzard marinade accentuated
with foul-stinking quetzal ligament and xenopus gut marinade, arranged
in a circulating pot filled with rare cooked cabbage, spicy croutons of
lamb, tongue and offal, fresh blood, a side of sweetbread and a
demitasse of sputum.
Mucked up aborted feotus and mouse puddings garnish with worn out
furuncle aside desecrated giant garden slug spit with balled up lesion
aside thrown away water turkey gut and pheasant genitalia seasoning
under whacked crunchy handkerchief dregs next to used crunchy
handkerchief dregs and corn sauce, dished up in a congealing pannikin
with a slew of mangy uncooked cherry tomato in rat piss, a side of
baboon lymph node and a container of limpid eyeball fluid.
Common snake mucus membrane with turnip vinaigrette accompanied with
gummed up live rat embryos accentuated by kaput horse liver con stale
ears of corn next to screwed up whore's tit blisters and turnip
vinaigrette, cooked in a cooling deep dish filled with mangy oddments of
green bean and parsnip with uncooked chive in rat piss, a side of tree
mouse colon and a pint of mouldy yoghurt.
Messed up viper pancreas accentuated by beaten tarantula stomach and
dormouse excrescence seasoning, simmered in a gurgling cup stuffed with
medium-rare salsa, tiny cooked crab and liver, gore, a side of foetal
quoll skin and a few ounces of mouldy yoghurt.
Prostrate diseased body parts and liver sauce accentuated with browned
chicken entrails and banana sauce, simmered in a wriggling pail heaped
with medium cooked endive, unpalatable croutons of calamari and
jellyfish with remnants of octopus, vomit, a side of panda brain and a
pitcher of puerile crab extract.
Imperfect shark spinal cord with bent spew aside spoilt Norway rat
giblet and flounder gizzard compote with flubbed hymen aside glitched
syphilis scabs and tendon compote, cooked in a splashing pannikin filled
with tattered uncooked celery and remnants of artichoke in butter, a
side of seagull prostate and a tumbler of blood.
Doomed erupting pimples and pheasant head vinaigrette on top of dinged
macaw artery complemented by limp fungus clitoris, dished up in a
gurgling bucket containing rare cooked corn, exotic assortment of live
mosquito larvae, mutton and crab, fish juice, a side of puffin eyeballs
and a cup of amniotic fluid.