Chuck The Bone <me@PasoSchweiz.de>, the rabbit catcher, maundered:
"what's for dinner"
Pick one:
Dinged parakeet breast with banana marinade accompanied by
half-cooked pimple on top of wearied used tampons and cabbage
compote accentuated with run down blister inside underdone garden
snail mucus membrane and concocted skin with tired kookaburra
entrails with garlic seasoning, dished up in a turbid tureen
overflowing with raw acorn, stringy leftover salami, crab gravy, a
side of bandicoot pituitary gland and a glass of flying fox drool.
Burnt out suckerfish heart with liver conserve accentuated with
bobbled mucus membrane inside shot caribou nostril and fungus bane
garnish, arranged in a steaming saucepan heaped with medium cooked
leek, watery sundry bits of venison, snot, a side of calf spleen
and a pint of creamed duck shit.
Debilitated diseased body parts and northern fur seal belly
vinaigrette accentuated with not cooked raccoon gumboil garnished
with boiled hobo's nose hairs complemented by foul-smelling shrew
rot with banana seasoning, arranged in a steaming bucket brimming
with cheap medley of chive in salt water, a side of bison stomach
and a drink of cockroach syrup.
Half-cooked blow flies smothered in fouled up exploding boils and
chameleon cyst conserve, simmered in a circulating double boiler
heaped with burnt olive, fatty medley of kidney and bacon, snot, a
side of chocolate and a bowl of puerile yam extract.
Glitched gnats and buffalo cancer seasoning smothered in ravished
earwax balls and stinkbug ligament sauce accentuated by foul coon
cat adenoid on top of busted koala entrails and bacteria brain
dressing accentuated by beaten dwarf rabbit carbuncle accompanied
with burnt toadfish phlegm with corn garnish accompanied by foul
innards on top of flubbed ocelot brain with chive conserve, dished
up in a randomly twitching cup with a slew of dried squares of
calamari and asparagus in fetid mouse urine, a side of Foetal
flying squirrel brain and a container of thickened tongue extract.
Corrupted blow flies and mackerel pancreas sauce accompanied with
screwed up capuchin monkey belly, arranged in a congealing bowl
brimming with bloody brussel sprout, small hodgepodge of squid and
oyster with croutons of offal, vomit, a side of olives and a
tumbler of saliva.
Browned used tampons accompanied with bloody leech gizzard with
foreskin preserve, cooked in a congealing casserole chock full of
well-spiced pieces of acorn in contaminated vaginal yeast gravy, a
side of foetal sturgeon liver and a goblet of amniotic fluid.
Boiled syphilis scabs and turnip extract smothered in screwed up
exploding boils and emu droppings garnish next to cooked
sufficiently earthworm gizzard with strawberry topping smothered
in worn out chicken entrails and budgerigar gut seasoning, served
in a turbid pail filled with well-done green bean, minced sundry
bits of shrimp and giblet, vomit, a side of cockroach uterus
carcinoma and a mug of whale milk.
Nearly raw earwax balls and clove topping under wracked up chipmunk
entrails accentuated with had it phlegm inside foul dromedary camel
bane and zebra abdomen sauce, arranged in a circulating pannikin
with a slew of well-done eggplant, twitching leftover cartilage,
live mosquito larvae and leftover slug sauce, a side of tapir
salivary gland and a glass of creamed duck shit.
In smithereens grizzly bear gonad con totaled Japanese macaque
intestine and jellyfish duodenum vinegar, cooked in a cooling
tureen stuffed with raw cauliflower, tough whole mussel and caviar
with sundry bits of stomach, unidentified wriggly things gravy, a
side of duck prostate and a chalice of amniotic fluid.
Worn out water turkey pimple and cuttlefish carcinoma extract
accentuated with fouled up hagfish snot garnished with cooked
sufficiently moose canker with liver dressing accentuated by messed
up alligator tripe with common spinal cord aside beaten earwax
balls and sparrow droppings compote on top of snafued exploding
boils, served in a congealing casserole containing slimy specks of
potato and leftover peanut in dog pee, a side of emu retina and a
mug of bacon juice.
Dissipated diseased body parts complemented by had it manta ray
nerve, served in a bubbling skillet containing bloody banana
pepper, chewy remnants of intestine and pieces of cartilage,
congealed blood, a side of parrot colon and a container of
capybara vaginal secretions.
Exposed corn snake thigh and finch wart compote garnished with
brewed flying fox pussing boil, served in a bubbling saucepan
chock full of well-done rat brain, spicy scraps of krill and
snail, bone marrow gravy, a side of grains and a container of
sputum.
Cooked bull skin with foreskin preserve with tired hymen aside
toasted live rat embryos and pigeon rectum vinaigrette in washed-up
chef's pubic hairs, cooked in a turbid double boiler heaped with
unhealthy pieces of pea in sewer water, a side of fruit and a pint
of creamed duck shit.
Underdone Persian cat vomit garnished with fried mountain goat
gizzard and dog carbuncle seasoning, simmered in a congealing
saucepan with a slew of bleached scraps of rhubarb and unidentified
floaty bits with sundry bits of eggplant in sour jerky sauce, a
side of carrier pigeon colon and a bowl of mouldy yoghurt.
Thrown away horned toad foot with tendon garnish under had it
cormorant pancreas and finch bowel preserve accentuated by run down
platypus thigh, served in a wriggling pannikin chock full of
well-done brussel sprout, warm bits of lung and jerky with specks
of veal, shrimp, squid and oyster sauce, a side of egg and a
bottle of scallop juice.
Half-cooked rooster appendix and turnip vinaigrette and dying lung
with distasteful cocker spaniel rot smothered in cooked enough
bumblebee head with bladder seasoning accentuated with enervated
rot inside doomed live rat embryos and lemon vinegar, simmered in a
congealing double boiler containing medium cooked cancerous growth,
tough assortment of abalone and whole reptile egg, melted butter, a
side of grizzly bear placenta and a draught of whale milk.
Beastly pheasant vomit with corn preserve accentuated by prostrate
alpaca innards with imperfect pancreas aside concocted chef's pubic
hairs and banana seasoning, cooked in a congealing double boiler
overflowing with medium-rare green bean, big croutons of bologna,
salami sauce, a side of haddock stomach and a keg of sewage.
Boiled hobo's nose hairs and foreskin vinegar garnished with doomed
gold fish abscess and dolphin phlegm extract, simmered in a
gurgling tureen overflowing with old morsels of corn and cooked
string bean in sewer water, a side of chocolate and a glass of
creamed duck shit.
Whacked syphilis scabs and tendon conserve in cooked sufficiently
puffin carcinoma with chive compote, simmered in a steaming
saucepan overflowing with exotic cooked bone and bone in musty
chef's snot, a side of zebu uterus and a bottle of whale milk.
Mucked up groundhog lung with liver vinaigrette accompanied with
concocted humpback whale spew with clove sauce in cloying aborted
feotus and horse spinal cord garnish accentuated by fouled up
frogmouth owl abdomen garnished with flawed halibut bowel and tree
rat spew marinade with bloody Japanese macaque belly and water
turkey ligament extract, arranged in a randomly twitching double
boiler filled with medium to well done spinach, small remnants of
sea slug, vomit, a side of foetal humpback whale lung and a pint of
clotted pork puree.
Trashed starling mucus membrane and axolotl gizzard marinade
accentuated with foul-stinking quetzal ligament and xenopus gut
marinade, arranged in a circulating pot filled with rare cooked
cabbage, spicy croutons of lamb, tongue and offal, fresh blood, a
side of sweetbread and a demitasse of sputum.
Mucked up aborted feotus and mouse puddings garnish with worn out
furuncle aside desecrated giant garden slug spit with balled up
lesion aside thrown away water turkey gut and pheasant genitalia
seasoning under whacked crunchy handkerchief dregs next to used
crunchy handkerchief dregs and corn sauce, dished up in a
congealing pannikin with a slew of mangy uncooked cherry tomato in
rat piss, a side of baboon lymph node and a container of limpid
eyeball fluid.
Common snake mucus membrane with turnip vinaigrette accompanied
with gummed up live rat embryos accentuated by kaput horse liver
con stale ears of corn next to screwed up whore's tit blisters and
turnip vinaigrette, cooked in a cooling deep dish filled with mangy
oddments of green bean and parsnip with uncooked chive in rat piss,
a side of tree mouse colon and a pint of mouldy yoghurt.
Messed up viper pancreas accentuated by beaten tarantula stomach
and dormouse excrescence seasoning, simmered in a gurgling cup
stuffed with medium-rare salsa, tiny cooked crab and liver, gore,
a side of foetal quoll skin and a few ounces of mouldy yoghurt.
Prostrate diseased body parts and liver sauce accentuated with
browned chicken entrails and banana sauce, simmered in a wriggling
pail heaped with medium cooked endive, unpalatable croutons of
calamari and jellyfish with remnants of octopus, vomit, a side of
panda brain and a pitcher of puerile crab extract.
Imperfect shark spinal cord with bent spew aside spoilt Norway rat
giblet and flounder gizzard compote with flubbed hymen aside
glitched syphilis scabs and tendon compote, cooked in a splashing
pannikin filled with tattered uncooked celery and remnants of
artichoke in butter, a side of seagull prostate and a tumbler of
blood.
Doomed erupting pimples and pheasant head vinaigrette on top of
dinged macaw artery complemented by limp fungus clitoris, dished up
in a gurgling bucket containing rare cooked corn, exotic assortment
of live mosquito larvae, mutton and crab, fish juice, a side of
puffin eyeballs and a cup of amniotic fluid.