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Amanda Angelika wrote:

In news:170620061833595423%erfc@netcabal.com,
Art Deco <erfc@netcabal.com> typed:

Amanda Angelika <manic_mandy@hotmail.com> wrote:

The only thing I can think of that might have

been capable of

disintegrating solid high tensile fire resistant

steel that the WTCs

were constructed of would have been anti-matter

devices. IMO it's

the only explanation that makes any sense.

Just give up thinking, it isn't working out for

you.

I used to think the conspiracy theories were simply

Islamic propaganda and

basically treacherous anti-American/Us government

lies and simply concocted

to spread doubt, disinformation and division.

Why would you think that? It's actually far simpler -

conspiracists

possess that subtle blend of incredulity, paranoia

and stupidity which

makes them disbelieve *everything*.

The finest, ripest, hand-picked conspiracy kooks

concoct the most

ludicrous chain of events, tossing in impossible

contrivances and

non-existent tech to skirt around the more obvious

and well supported

explanation.

Even then, getting the kook to actually explain

consistently what their

theory is is like nailing jelly to a wall. It would

be amusing to unify

all the alternative suggestions together to show how

stupid they are.

Whee this could be fun.

The Israelis in cahoots with the US and the

ILLUMINATI dress up agents

as hijackers and force three planes to land at

military bases. Then they

send 1 missile and 2 military jets painted in

civilian livery towards

their targets. The passengers are later sent off to

the MOONBASE for

experimentation and vivisection. One other hijacked

plane bravely fights

the Israeli agents dressed as terrorists and die as

PATRIOTS. The two

replacement jets (flown by computer) crash into the

WTC towers, firing

missiles at point blank range. Meanwhile a group of

NINJAS have

surreptitiously infiltrated the towers and hiding in

the shadows have

used Shinzuko hand drill technique have placed

nano-thermite charges on

all supporting columns on all 110 floors.

Additionally the FREEMASONS

have placed an anti-matter device in the basement. At

the correct time,

all of these charges detonate in a manner entirely

consistent with a

plane crash, structural damage and massive fires. The

secret tech

annihilates, leaving no trace it ever existed.

Meanwhile, the missile equipped with HOLOGRAPHIC MIND

PROJECTION

apparatus hits the pentagon. The mind control ensure

that hundreds of

witnesses see a passenger jet when in fact it was the

missile.

Unbeknownst to the conspirators, a security camera

set to detect

intruders captures blurry images of something large

moving a speed. Its

the missile!!! The government officials who blundered

by releasing it

were later shot.

Back at the WTC... in the chaos and confusion, the

ninjas and freemasons

move onto WTC7 which harbours ALIEN TECHNOLOGY and

prime that for

demolition. To ensure a "cover story" they ensure

that the WTC collapses

pelted the WTC7 with burning debris and use fake

smoke to make it look

like is on fire. Silverstein reveals the entire

conspiracy when talking

to the fire chief. He was later shot.

Across the river, the heretofore silent Israeli

observers, terrorists,

ninjas and freemasons all have a rooftop party. The

BILDERBERG GROUP

send over a couple of kegs. George Bush rings to

congratulate them on

causing trillions of dollars of economic damage to

the US since now they

have the excuse they needed to invade a shithole

called Afghanistan.

It sounds so simple.  Of course it must be true as the
most complicated inane explanation is always true.

H.