Bookman wrote:

On Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:35:09 +0100, Cardinal Chunder
<cc@foo.no.spam.xyzabcfghllaa.com> wrote:

Amanda Angelika wrote:

In news:170620061833595423%erfc@netcabal.com,
Art Deco <erfc@netcabal.com> typed:

Amanda Angelika <manic_mandy@hotmail.com> wrote:

The only thing I can think of that might have been capable of
disintegrating solid high tensile fire resistant steel that the WTCs
were constructed of would have been anti-matter devices. IMO it's
the only explanation that makes any sense.

Just give up thinking, it isn't working out for you.

I used to think the conspiracy theories were simply Islamic propaganda and
basically treacherous anti-American/Us government lies and simply concocted
to spread doubt, disinformation and division.

Why would you think that? It's actually far simpler - conspiracists possess that subtle blend of incredulity, paranoia and stupidity which makes them disbelieve *everything*.

The finest, ripest, hand-picked conspiracy kooks concoct the most ludicrous chain of events, tossing in impossible contrivances and non-existent tech to skirt around the more obvious and well supported explanation.

Even then, getting the kook to actually explain consistently what their theory is is like nailing jelly to a wall. It would be amusing to unify all the alternative suggestions together to show how stupid they are.

Whee this could be fun.

The Israelis in cahoots with the US and the ILLUMINATI dress up agents as hijackers and force three planes to land at military bases. Then they send 1 missile and 2 military jets painted in civilian livery towards their targets. The passengers are later sent off to the MOONBASE for experimentation and vivisection. One other hijacked plane bravely fights the Israeli agents dressed as terrorists and die as PATRIOTS. The two replacement jets (flown by computer) crash into the WTC towers, firing missiles at point blank range. Meanwhile a group of NINJAS have surreptitiously infiltrated the towers and hiding in the shadows have used Shinzuko hand drill technique have placed nano-thermite charges on all supporting columns on all 110 floors. Additionally the FREEMASONS have placed an anti-matter device in the basement. At the correct time, all of these charges detonate in a manner entirely consistent with a plane crash, structural damage and massive fires. The secret tech annihilates, leaving no trace it ever existed.

Meanwhile, the missile equipped with HOLOGRAPHIC MIND PROJECTION apparatus hits the pentagon. The mind control ensure that hundreds of witnesses see a passenger jet when in fact it was the missile. Unbeknownst to the conspirators, a security camera set to detect intruders captures blurry images of something large moving a speed. Its the missile!!! The government officials who blundered by releasing it were later shot.

Back at the WTC... in the chaos and confusion, the ninjas and freemasons move onto WTC7 which harbours ALIEN TECHNOLOGY and prime that for demolition. To ensure a "cover story" they ensure that the WTC collapses pelted the WTC7 with burning debris and use fake smoke to make it look like is on fire. Silverstein reveals the entire conspiracy when talking to the fire chief. He was later shot.

Across the river, the heretofore silent Israeli observers, terrorists, ninjas and freemasons all have a rooftop party. The BILDERBERG GROUP send over a couple of kegs. George Bush rings to congratulate them on causing trillions of dollars of economic damage to the US since now they have the excuse they needed to invade a shithole called Afghanistan.

Ahem.  Nicely put, but you forgot the HUGE POOLS OF MOLTEN STEEL.
hth. 

I should work on it a little :)

The problem with kooks is they never say outright what their alternative "theory" is. In that regard they're like holocaust deniers and creationists - happy to nitpick on minutae but not happy to advance a credible alternative explanation.