On Sat, 24 Jun 2006 14:40:13 GMT, "Amanda Angelika"
<manic_mandy@hotmail.com> wrote:

In news:e7h73q03io@news4.newsguy.com,
Cardinal Chunder <cc@foo.no.spam.xyzabcfghllaa.com> typed:

Bookman wrote:

On Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:35:09 +0100, Cardinal Chunder
<cc@foo.no.spam.xyzabcfghllaa.com> wrote:

Amanda Angelika wrote:

In news:170620061833595423%erfc@netcabal.com,
Art Deco <erfc@netcabal.com> typed:

Amanda Angelika <manic_mandy@hotmail.com> wrote:

The only thing I can think of that might have been capable of
disintegrating solid high tensile fire resistant steel that the
WTCs were constructed of would have been anti-matter devices.
IMO it's the only explanation that makes any sense.

Just give up thinking, it isn't working out for you.

I used to think the conspiracy theories were simply Islamic
propaganda and basically treacherous anti-American/Us government
lies and simply concocted to spread doubt, disinformation and
division.

Why would you think that? It's actually far simpler - conspiracists
possess that subtle blend of incredulity, paranoia and stupidity
which makes them disbelieve *everything*.

The finest, ripest, hand-picked conspiracy kooks concoct the most
ludicrous chain of events, tossing in impossible contrivances and
non-existent tech to skirt around the more obvious and well
supported explanation.

Even then, getting the kook to actually explain consistently what
their theory is is like nailing jelly to a wall. It would be
amusing to unify all the alternative suggestions together to show
how stupid they are.

Whee this could be fun.

The Israelis in cahoots with the US and the ILLUMINATI dress up
agents as hijackers and force three planes to land at military
bases. Then they send 1 missile and 2 military jets painted in
civilian livery towards their targets. The passengers are later
sent off to the MOONBASE for experimentation and vivisection. One
other hijacked plane bravely fights the Israeli agents dressed as
terrorists and die as PATRIOTS. The two replacement jets (flown by
computer) crash into the WTC towers, firing missiles at point blank
range. Meanwhile a group of NINJAS have surreptitiously infiltrated
the towers and hiding in the shadows have used Shinzuko hand drill
technique have placed nano-thermite charges on all supporting
columns on all 110 floors. Additionally the FREEMASONS have placed
an anti-matter device in the basement. At the correct time, all of
these charges detonate in a manner entirely consistent with a plane
crash, structural damage and massive fires. The secret tech
annihilates, leaving no trace it ever existed.

Meanwhile, the missile equipped with HOLOGRAPHIC MIND PROJECTION
apparatus hits the pentagon. The mind control ensure that hundreds
of witnesses see a passenger jet when in fact it was the missile.
Unbeknownst to the conspirators, a security camera set to detect
intruders captures blurry images of something large moving a speed.
Its the missile!!! The government officials who blundered by
releasing it were later shot.

Back at the WTC... in the chaos and confusion, the ninjas and
freemasons move onto WTC7 which harbours ALIEN TECHNOLOGY and prime
that for demolition. To ensure a "cover story" they ensure that the
WTC collapses pelted the WTC7 with burning debris and use fake
smoke to make it look like is on fire. Silverstein reveals the
entire conspiracy when talking to the fire chief. He was later shot.

Across the river, the heretofore silent Israeli observers,
terrorists, ninjas and freemasons all have a rooftop party. The
BILDERBERG GROUP send over a couple of kegs. George Bush rings to
congratulate them on causing trillions of dollars of economic
damage to the US since now they have the excuse they needed to
invade a shithole called Afghanistan.

Ahem.  Nicely put, but you forgot the HUGE POOLS OF MOLTEN STEEL.
hth.

I should work on it a little :)

The problem with kooks is they never say outright what their
alternative "theory" is. In that regard they're like holocaust
deniers and creationists - happy to nitpick on minutae but not happy
to advance a credible alternative explanation.

Well I suppose the alternative is it was perpetrated by Mossad. 

And your supporting evidence is..? 

Obviously if
that's the case some sort of cover-up is probably a necessary evil to keep
the lid on anti-Semitism. 

And your evidence of a "cover-up" is..? 

Politics is a dirty business and stinks. Actually
it's never been explained who killed Diana Princess of Wales, for dating an
Arab.

You mean that a tipsy(?) driver running away from the paparazzi at
high speed and wrecking the car isn't enough for you?  Like people
never wreck cars?  Or do you believe that because you wrecked your
bicycle as a kid, and it didn't kill you, that that proves that people
don't die when they wreck their cars?  

ESL! 

-- 
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Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast) 
Clue-Bat Wrangler 
Keeper of the Nickname Lists 
Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order 
Hammer of Thor award, October 2005

"I'd love to kill you in a ring"  - Bartmo gets all touchy-feely 

"****SPV.......  So yes I am an idiot." 

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Bookman is yet another Usenet fignuten, meaning naysayer and/or
rusemaster of their incest cloned Third Reich.  In other words, you're
communicating with an intellectual if not a biological clone of
Hitler.
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