Bevis Peters Is Right/11 Nice Things About UFO Debunkers

Glad You Are Back Mr. B. Peters/11 Nice Things About UFO Debunkers

We are very happy you are back with us Mr. Peters, and hope you have
some great information to share.  We also appreciate your appeal for
sympathy toward the current UFO debunkers, they need as much as they
can get.   So in that vein, "we" have put together a list of some very
nice characteristics about these luckless charlatans, hopefully you
will approve.   Furthermore,  we have received a very positive response
from the general public, with the exception of a few rabid shut-ins!

As more and more ex-debunkers "come out of the closet" we are
witnessing the very last vestiges of these hooligans and deceivers.
Many astronauts are coming forward with some startling revelations, as
well as other military personnel and professionals from every
scientific field .  Hopefully one day, UFO debunkers, those "vandals of
science" , will climb aboard the truth train and unshackle their chains
of deception.  Time waits for no one, especially UFO debunkers.


11 Nice Things About UFO Debunkers:

1) They are kind to their Mothers; 2) They write easily disposable
articles in Parade Magazine; 3) They can say, "Atmospheric inversion,
swamp gas, ball lightning, and Doug and Dave" without stuttering on
television; 4) They have a great data base on satanic cults (and their
so-called relationship with thousands of cattle mutilations,
world-wide.)  Do UFO debunkers belong to these cults?; 5) For every 100
UFO sightings, they can explain away 101; 6) They are VERY fond of
Venus, and invoke it whenever possible. (Thanks to a reader for this
one!!); 7) UFO Debunking keeps malcontents off the street and gives
them something to do; 8) They are kind to their Mothers  (Sorry to
repeat this one.  But we've run out of nice things to say.); 9) 10) 11)

Let it never be said again, that the honest UFO researchers NEVER have
anything nice to say about UFO debunkers.  It just isn't true.  I have
just stated 10 nice things about UFO debunkers.  Although I guess those
truth delinquents can debunk even that.
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 danw7135@ix.netcom.com(Daniel G. Walimaa ) added the following:

Excellent list! And let us not forget to mention the literally hundreds
of hours of zany fun and laughs that the debunkers have provided us all
with throughout the years! These literary clowns have thrilled and
entertained the world unceasingly and unselfishly for years now with
their misinformed and illogical explanations and, well, that's gotta
count for something, right? Sure it does, so let's give them all a big
hand. I now honorably declare this day to be the first annual
Debunker's Day! Hooray! :>
Dan W.
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holson@california.com (Howard Olson) made these comments:

But the best thing about UFO debunkers is that they are totally
ineffectual in substantially aiding the UFO cover-up. They are clearly
their own worst enemy and the best unwitting allies that Ufology could
hope for. They make us look good! With their blatant ad hominem and
armchair dogmatism they make the strongest case possible that the
Truth IS out there !!!

Howard
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"saucer@bellsouth.net"@bellsouth.net (Alex P. LeClair) contributed:

I've known of more people to become convinced that there are aliens
behind
some of the UFO phenomenon after hearing the debunker's "so-called"
explanations.   ...They find those explanations are far more absurd
than
the extra-terrestrial hypothesis: swamp gas, mass hallucination, shared
dreams, chasing the
planet Venus (Mantle case), hedge hogs having sex (in reference to crop
circles ).