Subject: Happy July 4th !!! and ..............
From: Sir Gilligan Horry
Date: 03/07/2006, 00:36
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.paranormal.crop-circles,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic


Happy July 4th  !!!

And happy tomorrow, the annual Roswell UFO Festival featuring a
variety of speakers and events.

Yay !!
So much happiness Charles and Sir Artie Wholeflaffers ASA.

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Kirk: Engineering. Scotty? 

Scotty: Aye Captain. 

Kirk: Fix the warp engines, Scotty. 

Scotty: But the warp engines are working fine captain. 

Kirk: Scotty look, whenever we need the warp engines, they go blinky.
So start fixing them now. 

Scotty: But captain, they're in perfect working order . . . 

Kirk: NOW Scotty. Fix 'em. Kirk out.