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"You're not only fighting the man in the ring, Ed.
You're also fighting the referee and the three judges."
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The late Wilton Krogman, considered the world's foremost
authority on human anatomy, holds what he identified as
a petrified calvarium -- a human skull with the eye sockets
broken off. State-of-the-art testing, including a CATscan,
as confirmed this is a human cranium that was discovered
by Ed Conrad between anthracite veins dated geologically
at a minimum of 280 million years.
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PETRIFIED BONES EMBEDDED IN SLATE FROM COAL VEINS
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It means the bone has to be older than the material in which
it is encased.
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Same as many thousands of other petrified bones, teeth
and soft organs I've discovered between anthracite veins,
they offer the undeniable physical evidence that large land
animals -- man included -- had existed on earth while
coal was being formed more than 280 million years ago.
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And it means that Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution
ain't worth the paper it was written on.
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On Tue, 25 Jul 2006 22:43:33 -0600, Rich Travsky. a real
jerk-off <traRvEsky@hotmMOVEail.com> wrote:
Paleoanthropology Division
Smithsonian Institute
207 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20078
Dear Mr Conrad:
Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled
"211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post. Hominid
skull." We have given this specimen a careful and detailed
examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your
theory that it represents "conclusive proof of the presence of
Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago." Rather, it
appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of
the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to
be the "Malibu Barbie". It is evident that you have given a great
deal of thought to the analysis of this specimen, and you may be
quite certain that those of us who are familiar with your prior
work in the field were loathe to come to contradiction with your
findings. However, we do feel that there are a number of physical
attributes of the specimen which might have tipped you off to
it's modern origin:
1. The material is molded plastic. Ancient hominid remains
are typically fossilized bone.
2. The cranial capacity of the specimen is approximately 9
cubic centimeters, well below the threshold of even the earliest
identified proto-hominids.
3. The dentition pattern evident on the "skull" is more
consistent with the common domesticated dog than it is with the
"ravenous man-eating Pliocene clams" you speculate roamed the
wetlands during that time. This latter finding is certainly one
of the most intriguing hypotheses you have submitted in your
history with this institution, but the evidence seems to weigh
rather heavily against it. Without going into too much detail,
let us say that:
A. The specimen looks like the head of a Barbie doll
that a dog has chewed on.
B. Clams don't have teeth.
It is with feelings tinged with melancholy that we must deny your
request to have the specimen carbon dated. This is partially due
to the heavy load our lab must bear in it's normal operation, and
partly due to carbon dating's notorious inaccuracy in fossils of
recent geologic record. To the best of our knowledge, no Barbie
dolls were produced prior to 1956 AD, and carbon dating is likely
to produce wildly inaccurate results. Sadly, we must also deny
your request that we approach the National Science Foundation's
Phylogeny Department with the concept of assigning your specimen
the scientific name "Australopithecus spiff-arino." Speaking
personally, I, for one, fought tenaciously for the acceptance of
your proposed taxonomy, but was ultimately voted down because the
species name you selected was hyphenated, and didn't really sound
like it might be Latin.
However, we gladly accept your generous donation of this
fascinating specimen to the museum. While it is undoubtedly not a
hominid fossil, it is, nonetheless, yet another riveting example
of the great body of work you seem to accumulate here so
effortlessly. You should know that our Director has reserved a
special shelf in his own office for the display of the specimens
you have previously submitted to the Institution, and the entire
staff speculates daily on what you will happen upon next in your
digs at the site you have discovered in your back yard. We
eagerly anticipate your trip to our nation's capital that you
proposed in your last letter, and several of us are pressing the
Director to pay for it. We are particularly interested in hearing
you expand on your theories surrounding the "trans-positating
fillifitation of ferrous ions in a structural matrix" that makes
the excellent juvenile Tyrannosaurus rex femur you recently
discovered take on the deceptive appearance of a rusty 9-mm Sears
Craftsman automotive crescent wrench.
Yours in Science,
Harvey Rowe
Curator, Antiquities
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Some conspiratorial music, Maestro
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SMITHSONIAN INTERNAL MEMOS
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These internal office memos from the Smithsonian
about Ed Conrad's discoveries were obtained through
the Freedom of Information Act.
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And who, you may ask, was Dick Fiske? Why, he was the
SECRETARY of the Smithsonian Institution in the early 1980s.
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WHY, SMITHSONIAN EVEN LIES TO CONGRESSMEN.
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So as not to make a short story long, this is documentation
of a monumental lie by the Smithsonian Institution -- to a U.S.
congressman, yet.
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It concerned my first -- and only -- visit to the Smithsonian
after it invited me down so it could examine the very first specimen
that I had discovered between anthracite veins.
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This is what it looked like:
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Of course, it gave me a royal screwing while I was there.
( Sordid details at http://www.ed.conrad.com )
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Anyway, when I made a squawk later on about the screwing
I got, U.S. Rep. Gus Yatron wrote the Smithsonian and asked
for an explanation.
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As you can see, an official responded by informed the
congressman that I had shown up at the Smithsonian
unannounced -- and, par for its course, snidely snuck
in some character assassination.
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The truth is, the appointment had been pre-arranged, since
I couldn't have gotten past the guard at the Natural Museum
of Natural History without the parking pass the Smithsonian
had sent me.
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The Smithsonian lies like a rug in its role of keeping man in
the dark about our origin and true ancestry.
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This accusation was proven rather accurate a year later by its
fraudulent, misleading testing of the petrified human skull in the
boulder. (Sorid details on my web page at
http://www.edconrad.com
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Ed Conrad
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PS: During that first visit, none of the so-called "experts" said
a solitary word that a microscopic examination of cell structure
would determine whether they were examining was bone.
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On my own -- having divorced myself from the Smithsonian
and its google of pseudoscientists, it was proven scientifically
that the specimen IS bone, and teeth were found in the area
resembling a jaw.
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Okay, SMITHSONIAN, Match THIS!!!!!!!!
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PHYSICAL EVIDENCE RELEGATING EVOLUTION AS CAP
(All Specimens Found Between Coal Veins)
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(and a helluva lot more where these came from)
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