| Subject: Question of the Year: Are UFO Debunkers inherently evil? |
| From: "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> |
| Date: 06/10/2006, 08:37 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.research,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranet.abduct,sci.skeptic |
Are UFO Debunkers inherently evil?
Q: Sir Arthur, are UFO debunker inherently evil or do they just act
that way to get attention?
Signed Wondering
A: Thank you for your most engaging question, Wondering. UFO Debunkers
usually act like they are a bunch of mean-spirited screwballs, but that
can be explained way because nobody with an IQ above 50 believes them
anymore. The most recent polls indicate that debunkers aren't
fooling anybody (including themselves) with their utterly ridiculous
excuses that tries to explain away the scientific data proving ET's
are here: hedge hogs, time-compressed crash-test dummies and stealth
blimps. Most of the UFO debunkers have lost all semblance of
rationality, coherence and even sobriety. Half of all debunkers are
now in mental-health institutions waiting for their electric shock
treatments, the other half are on very powerful anti-depression
medication such as Prozac, Paxil, Demoral, Risperdal and Wellbutrin.
This explains why the debunkers act viciously evil. But to answer your
question which is are UFO Debunkers inherently evil, I would say that
the scientific proof dictates the answer has to be an overwhelming
yes!! This is why the military must apprehend all debunkers and toss
them into Re-Education Resorts. You see, it is for their own good and
the good of society. In fact, in the near future most debunkers will
beg to be let into these new Camps. This is why we should encourage
the debunkers to start their trek now so they won't be left out if
these camps get too full, as is often reported. Luckily for most
debunkers, there will be a variety of "tabloid" papers around the
compound, which the debunkers like to read.