"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
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Famous Sayings About UFOs

My Grandmother, ca 1960: If you don't stop smoking, drinking, carousing 
around and chasing after young girls, the devil will come and lock you in 
his wagon and haul you off to Hell.  When I asked her how she could be 
certain of this, she replied: because it says so in her Bibble-Babble.  She 
was a kook, too, just like AssHole C.B.E.LipFlapper.