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Friends, Romans, Countrymen, 
Lend Me Your Earlobes... 
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I have decided to pack it in as chairman 
emeritus of the anthropology department 
at Penn State University. 
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I have decided to purchase a lot in central 
Montana where I'll be out of touch by telephone 
and computer, and where even a homing pigeon 
won't be able to find me. 
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David Iain Greig, moderator of talk.origins, 
is the only one I've given my new address to, 
and he promised not to give it out. 
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May the souls of my dead and brain-dead 
"colleagues" finally rest in peace. Let their
lame-brain theory of the evolution of man
forever live on.
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NEVERTHELESS, MAN STILL AS OLD AS COAL 
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P.S. Since I'm out of the business proving that man 
indeed is as old as coal, none of my fantastic 
photos of petrified bones, teeth and soft organs 
(some human), discovered between coal veins, 
will be available free on the Internet anymore. 
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I feel sorry for those who hadn't downloaded them 
from my Web page or from the News Groups over 
the past eight-nine years because now they will 
have to pay for copies (only one order per customer). 
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The photos sell for $15 each or you can take 
advantage of our special offer of seven photos for 
only $105. Please specify the ones you want. 
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(Personally autographed photos are $37.50 each 
and can be made out to your loved ones for another 
$12.50.). All will be sent priority mail costing $5.

All photos are 8x10, packed in hard cardboard like 
the sellers do on eBay and suitable for framing.
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Photographs can be only ordered  by phoning 
570-773-2182 for the next two-three weeks before
I head West. 
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Once I move to Montana, purchases can only be made 
by contacting Greig at talk.origins. However, later they
will be sold on QVS in time to be used as Christmas gifts.. 
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Ed Conrad 
Emeritus Chairman, Department of Anthropology 
Penn State University 
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See:
http://www.psu.edu/ 
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All Purchases Come with a Free Video 
    -- The First 'First Man on the Moon' -- 
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http://www.gaiaguys.net/moontruth.htm 
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AND 
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A President George W. Bush Commemorative Coin
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http://www.president-bush.com/pinocchio-bush.jpg 
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NOTE: An autographed photo of my petrified skull will be
presented to Penn State football coach Joe Paterno during
halftime of its game with Michigan State on Saturday, Nov. 18.
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