Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A. wrote:

To all debunkers:  ALL MANKIND is waking up and pretty soon your DAY OF
RECKONING will arive.  So you better start heading to them proverbial
hills before the people do.  This is not a joke.  Ha-ha!

Is that maniacal laughter I hear?

Just curious, is Holeflapper insane or just drunk?