On 10 Dec 2006 07:12:50 -0800, "Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers
A.S.A." <science@zzz.com> wrote:

Zero Tolerance for UFO Debunkers

It has been brought to my attention that certain UFO debunkers, trolls
and the Cult of Useful Idiots are plugging up these alien newsgroups
with nonsense. This MUST stop NOW.

Instead of sharing information about mass UFO sightings, alien
abductions, crop impressions, alien implants, trace cases, animal
mutilations, military documents,  pilot sightings, back engineering of
alien craft, the Disclosure Project, the reality of alien kidnappings,
the debunkers are filling up this newsgroup with swamp gas, Doug and
Dave (never mind that both of them are dead), hedge hogs, stealth
blimps (O-BORG on helium!) and time-compressed crash-test dummies.

It is all in the interest of National and International Security.
Because there are still millions of people like this on Planet Earth..
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