"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.PedroSanchez@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
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On Sat, 27 Jan 2007 20:00:37 -0600, "Notroll2007"
<notroll2007@charter.net> wrote:

"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.PedroSanchez@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:19:39 GMT, www.freedomtofascism.com
<truth@r.us> wrote:

Anyway, what were you saying?

Stop using money.

Build your own microwave howitzer.  Guaranteed to ward off the money
collectors:

I built one of those more than 10 years ago. I was able to cook
plywood at a distance of 20 feet in less than 10 seconds. It took a
lot of power but was impressive.

I recall just for fun I cooked my neighbors dog from a window while
they watched and couldn't figure out why their dog was yelping in
pain. Suddenly the dog laid over and his fur burst into flames. Then I
cut off the waveGun. They called the cops and actually told them they
thought it may have been aliens/ufo stuff.

It also comes in handy when you want to make a auto insurance claim on
a car with a bad motor/transmission. The car with burn quickly and at
a higher temp than normal. It gets way out of hand really fast. You
take your time calling the fire dept, wait like 3-5 minutes. They
can't save the car and you get the cash.

I did make a portable one but it required a battery weighing more than
80 pounds and that just wasn't doable to me.

Then 9/11 happened and I had to bury the microwave thing in my bunker
which is 500 feet below the surface and has a 6 inch think blast door
on top of it. There is enough power, food and water down their to live
for about 6-7 years if I need to.

Cheers.

Pedro's "microwave howitzer" is actually a Ronco Pocket Fisherman with a 
Bic
lighter duct taped to the end.  And his food stocked "bunker" is an old 
root
celler where his sister sells candy bars and blow jobs.

No. What I said is true, including the 500 feet deep bunker.

BTW, How do you "sell blow jobs"?

Carefully, and one at a time.