"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.PedroSanchez@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
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On Sat, 27 Jan 2007 22:08:01 -0600, "Notroll2007"
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"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.PedroSanchez@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 27 Jan 2007 20:00:37 -0600, "Notroll2007"
<notroll2007@charter.net> wrote:

"Pedro Sanchez" <Dr.PedroSanchez@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:19:39 GMT, www.freedomtofascism.com
<truth@r.us> wrote:

Anyway, what were you saying?

Stop using money.

Build your own microwave howitzer.  Guaranteed to ward off the money
collectors:

I built one of those more than 10 years ago. I was able to cook
plywood at a distance of 20 feet in less than 10 seconds. It took a
lot of power but was impressive.

I recall just for fun I cooked my neighbors dog from a window while
they watched and couldn't figure out why their dog was yelping in
pain. Suddenly the dog laid over and his fur burst into flames. Then I
cut off the waveGun. They called the cops and actually told them they
thought it may have been aliens/ufo stuff.

It also comes in handy when you want to make a auto insurance claim on
a car with a bad motor/transmission. The car with burn quickly and at
a higher temp than normal. It gets way out of hand really fast. You
take your time calling the fire dept, wait like 3-5 minutes. They
can't save the car and you get the cash.

I did make a portable one but it required a battery weighing more than
80 pounds and that just wasn't doable to me.

Then 9/11 happened and I had to bury the microwave thing in my bunker
which is 500 feet below the surface and has a 6 inch think blast door
on top of it. There is enough power, food and water down their to live
for about 6-7 years if I need to.

Cheers.

Pedro's "microwave howitzer" is actually a Ronco Pocket Fisherman with a
Bic
lighter duct taped to the end.  And his food stocked "bunker" is an old
root
celler where his sister sells candy bars and blow jobs.

No. What I said is true, including the 500 feet deep bunker.

BTW, How do you "sell blow jobs"?

That's when your sister says, "Suck you long time, 50 cents."

No, you got the quote wrong.

"Oh, me so horny, me love you long time. Sucky sucky two dolla"

Full Metal Jacket, go rent the movie.

A 30 second scene.

Mexicans are just more precise than Asians.