Subject: Alexa you negative interdimentional being.
From: Sir Gilligan Horry
Date: 30/01/2007, 09:31
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.fan.art-bell,sci.skeptic,alt.aliens.they-are-here

Alexa you negative interdimentional being and you rude mothmen
hidden or in here in newsgroups or out there fizzing and woowooin or
oobing or doing the time warp fizz blop. You are one sad existence in
the universe. Because the true Universe is mostly lovely. With lovely
lights, lovely patterns, lovely inner deeper beings, and yes you
guessed it... lovely shapes like Miss Nancy and Miss Jones.

Us Humans worked hard for all that love.
We now have love and intelligence.
(well most of us, the Carlyle groups contacts are kicking the crap out
of those other neanderthals but as kindly as possible in war)

NDEs are a real event.
Dreams are real.
Bad Humans exist (so what)
Good Humans exist (lovely)

And you haven't seen anything yet.

"The World is not fair"

But if you study and study like I do, you will see it all, and see
that the scrap of intelligence we can gather, above true love, is the
raw truth. Raw nature better than ever!!!
We are soon going from horse back, to water cars.
(without hydrogen stations)

We will have clean air.
We will have the Internet.
We will have The Late Show.
And more weird stuff from Nexus!

Yes, all pretty much better than anything I have ever seen.

Thank You.

P.S.
Keep in touch.

http://funniest.funnydonations.com