"Woodsy" <neil.wood@adelphia.net> wrote in message 
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                     MASS "INTENT" For UFO Sightings

    TO: Art Bell, James Gilliland, Et Al

              Using MASS "INTENT" this past weekend (2-17-07) to
         ask Galactic Federation scout ships to briefly decloak
         and show themselves in our skies worldwide was somewhat
         successful.

              BUT, what we REALLY NEED is for 20 million of their
         MAIN ships to come down here and LAND, and to start
         passing out the PROMISED Star-Trek-type REPLICATORS and
         FREE-ENERGY power supplies, and to give us the PROMISED
         RIDES on their scout ships and TOURS of their Motherships,
         [ http://www.paoweb.com/sn082206.htm Paragraph 6 ],
         and to put a FINAL END to all of the INSANE VIOLENCE and
         other TROUBLE here on Earth.

              In other words, EVERYONE "INTEND" that The Galactic
         Federation carry out FORMAL First Contact NOW, with NO
         MORE ENDLESS DELAYS !

                              Robert E. McElwaine
                              PAO Member
                              Eckankar Initiate
                              B.S., Physics and Astronomy, UW-EC
                       http://members.aol.com/rem547 PLUS
                       http://members.aol.com/rem460
                       Preserve BOTH on CD-R and PRINT-OUTS

         P.S.: PASS IT ON !


"EVERYTHING you know is WRONG."
"The Truth IS STRANGER than fiction."
"The Truth is ALWAYS the FIRST CASUALTY OF WAR."
"OFFICIAL LIES are ALWAYS the BIGGEST LIES OF ALL."
"The more things change, the more they STAY THE SAME."

Two nuns, sister Marilyn and sister Helen, were traveling through Europe 
in their car. They got to Transylvania and stopped at a traffic light. 
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of 
the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick!, quick!" Shouts sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," 
says sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking the Dracula 
about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall we do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield waser fluid. I filled it up with Holy Water at 
the Vatican," says sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns the windshield 
washer on. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on 
and continues hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts sister Marilyn.

"Show him your cross!" says sister Helen.

"Now you're talking..." says sister Marilyn.
She opens the window and shouts "Get the Fuck off the car!!!"

No matter how many I times I hear that joke, I laugh me ass off...

So did a nun friend of mine when I told her the joke.

I did not edit anything.

Really...

Honest...

No kiddin'...

(That was after she told me about flippin' a guy off in traffic.  Yes, she 
was wearing a habit.)

Woodsy

Not only is laughter the best medicine, sometimes it is the only medicine 
one can use to cure the ills suffered in this world of man.... So, visualize 
whirled peas!