Subject: I just got back from the fish and chip shop.
From: Sir Gilligan Horry
Date: 26/02/2007, 06:39
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.ufo.reports,alt.paranormal

I just got back from the fish and chip shop.

(this is true)
I couldn't afford any fish.

Although, I have $1.40 worth of hot chips.

They are the the good English style.
With some thick and some thin.

I had 60 cents more and the nice lady gave me a nice bit of an extra
scoop of chips.

(60 cents worth)

BRB,
I'm going to try a few of them.

I will be back in about 5 or 25 minutes.