"Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA" <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
news:1176012786.214109.52730@n59g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
Who Takes UFOs & E.T.s Seriously?//Only Every Police Station and Fire
Department in America!!


OK, LipFlapper, here we go one more time. I will prove to you that there is 
absolutely no difference between your adamant insistence on Aliens/UFOs and 
the other, equally absurd obsession, called Religion.
Both seem to flurish, dispite the absence of any proof, whatsoever, which 
proves that a large percentage of the world's population is delusional, just 
like you.  Read on:


The UFO Nutters swear that UFOs are real, are here and are everywhere, but 
have not one iota of physical proof, other than doctored, blurred and grainy 
photographs.

Jesus Freaks swear Gawd is real, and here and everywhere, but have not one 
iota of physical proof, other than slight of hand miracles and, of course, 
the Bibble.

The short, big-eyed gray Aliens are benign and want to help us, but must 
first invite them to come down to Earth and they will assist us in 
developing the technology to explore the Cosmos.

The omnipotent Gawd is benign and wants to help us, but we have to invite 
him into our hearts, so he can assist us on that magic carpet ride to 
Heaven, where you'll once again meet all your friends, enemies and ex-wives.

The Reptilian Aliens are the bad-asses, who want to destroy us and are 
waging a constant battle with the good Gray Aliens, who at this point still 
maintain galactic superiority over them.

Satan is the bad-ass, who wants to destroy us by urging us to fornicate with 
abandon, drink booze, smoke cigarettes and go to Hooters. Gawd, with the 
help of  Jerry Falwell and the police, has a slight lead.

UFO kooks sit in back yards for weeks on end with their cameras, taking 
pictures of airplanes, comets, meteorites, Venus, Betelgeuse and ducks, in 
the vain hope of them magically turning into that one UFO photo, which will 
prove beyond a doubt that they exist.

Jesus freaks roam to the world's Madonna statues, looking for pigeons 
droppings and rust colored stains, which then can be interpreted and tears 
of pity for us mortal sinners, or the even more forceful tears of blood, 
which, in all likelihood, are the result of sloppy Big Mac eating habits.

UFO Enthusiasts just know that the Cosmos is filled with Aliens, Grays, 
Reptilians, Nordics etc.

Jebus Freaks just know that Heaven is full of angels, and that the finest 
tits can be seen at Hooters.