Subject: Re: How is everyone today // any Jokes ?
From: The Merry Prankster Pope - Saint Isadore Patron Saint of the Internet
Date: 04/05/2007, 19:34
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.astronomy,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic


Sir Gilligan Horry wrote:
How is everyone today. Howdy, is everything going, OK ?

________

I just saw a spam message in Fastwalkers.com

It said "Lose pounds now !!"

I suppose you pay a few pounds and lose some pounds.



Knock Knock who's there? Lettuce...
Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we'll tell you!


Steven Wright is funny, aye.

http://www.stevenwright.com/clips/index.html

Our research has shown you crashed the UFO
as a result of taking to many Ambien CRs and falling
asleep at the controls.

Your UFO was repaired and you were scolded by the
over-seer but, no flight removable action was taken
against you because the time machine on board was
not damaged.