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By Oliver Shagnasty
The Washington Pist
WASHINGTON, DC -- The man
accused of placing piranha in the
Smithsonian Institution's indoor
swimming pool told a district judge
today that he has Alzheimer's and
doesn't remember "a god damn thing."
"I don't remember nothin'," Ed
Conrad told Judge Preston Duquesne
74 times when questioned by the
prosecutor during his preliminary
hearing.
Lawrence B. Small, ousted Secretary
of the Smithsonian, was taking a dip
in the Institution's private indoor swim-
ming pool earlier this week when a
piranha bit off the head of his penis.
Conrad told the court he has
absolutely no recollection of the
piranha incident even though a video
from Sam's Tropical Fish shows him
buying six piranha, a $4.99 box of
piranha food, a copy of "Catching
Piranha in the Amazon," a large
glass cutter and a forged Smithsonian
Employee shirt badge...
Meanwhile, it was confirmed that
Small has accepted an offer with
an internationally acclaimed carnival
and soon would be joining its world-
wide tour.
The victim was offered a weener
transplant by good-hearted David Iain
Greig, moderator of the talk.origin
newsgroup, but surgeons felt it
wouldn't do because it wasn't the
right color.
Small, wearing a cast on his crotch,
was in the court room seated next to
Cristián Samper, Acting Secretary of
the Smithsonian.
TV anchors Keith Olbermann of
"Countdown" on MSNBC and Bill O'Reilly
of "The Factor" on Fox News were seated
far apart and were staring daggers at
each another.
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By Oliver Shagnasty
The Washingtan Pist
WASHINGTON, DC -- City police
today apprehended the person they
claim had placed piranha in the
Smithsonin's indoor swimming pool
earlier this week, causing former
ousted Secretary Lawrence M. Small
his precious manhood and as well
as considerable embarrassment.
The suspect was identified as one
Ed Conrad who was accompanied
by his Huskie named Blue.
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Conrad, who doesn't know his ass
from a hole in the ground, has long
thought he was smarter than the
Smithsonian "experts" but even we
all know he has a petrified brain
made of coal.
Where was this freakin' imbecile
when "real" brains were given out?
Will somebody pass me the darts?
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Lawrence M. Small, former Secretary of the Smithsonian, lost
his weener this morning during a swim in the Institution's
indoor pool.
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Small, who enjoys taking a dip after breakfast, was bitten
by one or more piranha which authorities say probably had
been put in the pool by one Ed Conrad.
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Conrad, respected on the Internet as a leader of conserving
Cyberspace, apparently was miffed because the Smithsonian
has long denied his discoveries of petrified bones, teeth and soft
organs -- some HUMAN -- between anthracite coal veins, which
obviously destroys the facetious Theory of man's Evolution..
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The photo was taken by a Paparazzi just seconds before
the piranha attack.
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Mr. Small, at the hospital preparing for a penis transplant
from talk.origins moderator David Iain Greig, a donor,
said he may have to find a new line of work and admits
he has received several offers to join the carnival and
tour as a freak.
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http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/
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HOW TO PROTECT YOUR PENIS
http://www.vasectomy-information.com/humor/manual.htm
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EXPLAINING THE WEENER (and other good stuff...)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weener
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THOSE BASTARD PIRANHA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piranha
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HOW LAWRENCE B. SMALL SAVED TAXPAYERS' MONEY (For Himself)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/18/AR2007031801369.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/graphic/2007/03/19/GR2007031900078.html
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TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
(Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)
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The anthros, their interests SO vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were MY call, they'd ALL be arrested
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad,com
Man as Old as Coal
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WORLD'S RICHEST TIGHTWADS
Ranking of the world's richest people as estimated by Forbes
magazine. Listings include rank, name, home country or state,
age where known, wealth in billions of dollars and source
of their stealing.
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1. William Gates III, Washington, 50, $50 Billion, Microsoft
2. Warren Buffett, Nebraska, 75, $42 Billion, Berkshire Hathaway
3. Carlos Slim Helu, Mexico, 66, $30 Billion, telecom
4. Ingvar Kamprad, Sweden, 79, $28 Biilion, Ikea
5. Lakshmi Mittal, India, 55, $23.5 Billion, steel
6. Paul Allen, Washington, 53, $22, Microsoft, investments
7. Bernard Arnault, France, 57, $21.5, LVMH
8. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud, Saudi Arabia, 49, $20,
investments
9. Kenneth Thomson and family, Canada, 82, $19.6, publishing
10. Li Ka-shing, Hong Kong, 77, $18.8, diversified
11. Roman Abramovich, Russia, 39, $18.2, oil
12. Michael Dell, Texas, 41, $17.1, Dell
13. Karl Albrecht, Germany, 86, $17, supermarkets
14. Sheldon Adelson, Nevada, 72, $16.1, casinos, hotels
15. Liliane Bettencourt, France, 83, $16, L'Oreal
15. Lawrence Ellison, California, 61, $16, Oracle
17. Christy Walton, Wyoming, 51, $15.9, Wal-Mart inheritance
17. Jim Walton, Arkansas, 58, $15.9, Wal-Mart
19. S. Robson Walton, Arkansas, 62, $15.8, Wal-Mart
20. Alice Walton, Texas, 56, $15.7, Wal-Mart
21. Helen Walton, Arkansas, 86, $15.6, Wal-Mart
22. Theo Albrecht, Germany, 83, $15.2, supermarkets
23. Amancio Ortega, Spain, 70, $14.8, Zara
24. Steven Ballmer, Washington, 50, $13.6, Microsoft
25. Azim Premji, India, 60, $13.3, software
26. Sergey Brin, California, 32, $12.9, Google
27. Larry Page, California, 33, $12.8, Google
28. Abigail Johnson, Massachusetts, 44, $12.5, Fidelity
29. Nasser Al-Kharafi and family, Kuwait, 62, $12.4, construction
29. Barbara Cox Anthony, Hawaii, 82, $12.4, Cox Enterprises
29. Anne Cox Chambers, Georgia, 86, $12.4, Cox Enterprises
32. Stefan Persson, Sweden, 58, $12.3, Hennes & Mauritz
33. Charles Koch, Kansas, 70, $12, oil, commodities
33. David Koch, Kansas, 65, $12, oil, commodities
35. Raymond, Thomas and Walter Kwok, Hong Kong, $11.6, real estate
36. Adolf Merckle, Germany, 71, $11.5, drugs
37. Sulaiman Bin Abdul Al Rajhi, Saudi Arabia, 86, $11, banking
37. Vagit Alekperov, Russia, 55, $11, oil
37. Silvio Berlusconi, Italy, 69, $11, media
37. Lee Shau Kee, Hong Kong, 78, $11, real estate
41. Vladimir Lisin, Russia, 49, $10.7, steel
42. Michael Otto and family, Germany, 62, $10.4, retail
43. Pierre Omidyar, Nevada, 38, $10.1, eBay
44. Leonardo Del Vecchio, Italy, 70, $10, eyewear
44. Michele Ferrero and family, Italy, 79, $10, chocolates
44. Forrest Mars Jr., Virginia, 74, $10, candy
44. Jacqueline Mars, New Jersey, 66, $10, candy
44. John Mars, Virginia, 69, $10, candy
44. Viktor Vekselberg, Russia, 48, $10, oil, metals
50. Mikhail Fridman, Russia, 41, $9.7, oil, banking
51. Spiro Latsis and family, Greece, 59, $9.1, banking
52. John Kluge, Florida, 91, $9, Metromedia
53. Carl Icahn, New York, 70, $8.7, leveraged buyouts
53. Kirk Kerkorian, California, 88, $8.7, investments, casinos
55. Birgit Rausing and family, Sweden, 82, $8.6, packaging
56. Mukesh Ambani, India, 48, $8.5, petrochemicals
56. Serge Dassault and family, France, 80, $8.5, aviation
56. Hans Rausing, Sweden, 80, $8.5, packaging
59. Galen Weston and family, Canada, 65, $8.4, retail
60. Susanne Klatten, Germany, 43, $8.1, BMW
61. Rudolf August Oetker and family, Germany, 89, $8, food
62. Oleg Deripaska, Russia, 37, $7.8, aluminum
63. Sumner Redstone, California, 82, $7.7, Viacom
64. Alexei Mordashov, Russia, 40, $7.6, steel
65. Donald Newhouse, New Jersey, 76, $7.5, publishing
65. Samuel Newhouse Jr., New York, 78, $7.5, publishing
65. Alain and Gerard Wertheimer, France, $7.5, Chanel
65. Reinhold Wurth, Germany, 70, $7.5, manufacturing
69. Joseph and Moise Safra, Brazil, $7.4, banking
70. Philip Knight, Oregon, 68, $7.3, Nike
71. George Soros, New York, 75, $7.2, hedge funds
72. Ernesto Bertarelli, Switzerland, 40, $7.1, biotech
72. Suleiman Kerimov, Russia, 40, $7.1, stocks
74. Philip and Cristina Green, Britain, $7, retail
74. Francois Pinault, France, 69, $7, retail
74. August von Finck, Germany, 76, $7, investments
77. Mohammed Al Amoudi, Saudi Arabia, 60, $6.9, oil
77. Abdul Aziz Al Ghurair and family, United Arab Emirates, 52, $6.9,
banking
79. Maria-Elisabeth and Georg Schaeffler, Germany, $6.8, ball bearings
80. Charles Ergen, Colorado, 53, $6.7, EchoStar
80. Edward Johnson III, Massachusetts, 75, $6.7, Fidelity
82. Kun-Hee Lee and family, South Korea, 64, $6.6, Samsung
82. Stefan Quandt, Germany, 40, $6.6, BMW
84. Saleh Bin Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi, Saudi Arabia, 94, $6.5, banking
84. Rafael del Pino and family, Spain, 85, $6.5, construction
84. Stanley Ho, Hong Kong, 84, $6.5, gaming
84. Maersk Mc-Kinney Moller, Denmark, 92, $6.5, shipping
84. Keith Rupert Murdoch, New York, 75, $6.5, News Corp.
89. Philip Anschutz, Colorado, 66, $6.4, investments
89. Hasso Plattner, Germany, 62, $6.4, SAP
89. Vladimir Potanin, Russia, 45, $6.4, metals
89. Mikhail Prokhorov, Russia, 40, $6.4, metals
93. Vladimir Yevtushenkov, Russia, 57, $6.3, telecom
94. Micky Arison, Florida, 56, $6.1, Carnival Cruises
94. Curt Engelhorn, Germany, 79, $6.1, drugs
94. Friedrich Flick Jr., Germany, 79, $6.1, investments
94. German Khan, Russia, 44, $6.1, oil, banking
94. Ronald Perelman, New York, 63, $6.1, leveraged buyouts
94. Johanna Quandt, Germany, 78, $6.1, BMW
100. Dan Duncan, Texas, 73, $6, energy
100. Gerald Cavendish Grosvenor and family, Britain, 54, $6, real
estate
100. Jack Taylor, Missouri, 83, $6, Enterprise Rent-A-Car
103. Eli Broad, California, 72, $5.9, investments
104. Anil Ambani, India, 46, $5.7, diversified
104. Donald Bren, California, 73, $5.7, real estate
106. James, Arthur and John Irving, Canada, $5.5, oil
107. Yasuo Takei and family, Japan, 76, $5.4, credit
107. Y.C. Wang, Taiwan, 89, $5.4, chemicals
109. Shari Arison, Israel, 48, $5.2, inheritance, cruise ships
109. Kunio Busujima and family, Japan, 80, $5.2, gaming
109. Nikolai Tsvetkov, Russia, 45, $5.2, oil, banking
112. Michael Bloomberg, New York, 63, $5.1, Bloomberg L.P.
112. Cheng Yu-tung, Hong Kong, 80, $5.1, real estate
114. Leonard Blavatnik, United States, 48, $5, Access Industries
114. Gustavo Cisneros and family, Venezuela, 60, $5, media
114. Charlene de Carvalho-Heineken, Netherlands, 51, $5, Heineken
114. John Fredriksen, Norway, 61, $5, shipping
114. Saleh Kamel, Saudi Arabia, 64, $5, diversified
114. Karl-Heinz Kipp, Germany, 82, $5, retail
114. Robert Kuok, Malaysia, 82, $5, diversified
114. John Menard Jr., Wisconsin, 66, $5, home improvement stores
114. James Packer, Australia, 38, $5, inheritance
114. Kushal Pal Singh, India, 74, $5, real estate
114. Jeffrey Skoll, Canada, 41, $5, eBay
125. Alexander Abramov, Russia, 47, $4.9, steel, mining
125. Erivan Haub and family, Germany, 73, $4.9, retail
125. Lorenzo Mendoza and family, Venezuela, 40, $4.9, beverages
125. Sunil Mittal, India, 48, $4.9, telecom
129. Alexei Kuzmichov, Russia, 43, $4.8, oil, banking
129. Robert Rowling, Texas, 52, $4.8, oil and gas, investments
129. Onsi Sawiris, Egypt, 76, $4.8, Orascom Telecom
129. Eric Schmidt, California, 50, $4.8, Google
133. Nobutada Saji and family, Japan, 60, $4.7, beverages
134. Jeronimo Arango, Mexico, 80, $4.6, retail
134. Nicky Oppenheimer and family, South Africa, 60, $4.6, De Beers
136. Iskander Makhmudov, Russia, 43, $4.5, mining, metals
136. Akira Mori and family, Japan, 68, $4.5, real estate
136. Julio Mario Santo Domingo, Colombia, 82, $4.5, beer, diversified
136. Shin Kyuk-Ho and family, South Korea, 83, $4.5, candy
140. Kumar Birla, India, 38, $4.4, commodities
140. David Geffen, California, 63, $4.4, DreamWorks
140. Steven Jobs, California, 51, $4.4, Apple Computer, Pixar
140. George Kaiser, Oklahoma, 63, $4.4, oil and gas, banking
140. Luis Carlos Sarmiento, Colombia, 73, $4.4, banking
140. Thomas Schmidheiny, Switzerland, 60, $4.4, cement
140. H. Ty Warner, Illinois, 62, $4.4, Beanie Babies
147. Jeffrey Bezos, Washington, 42, $4.3, Amazon
147. Terry Gou, Taiwan, 55, $4.3, technology
147. Walter Haefner, Switzerland, 95, $4.3, software
147. Charles Johnson, California, 73, $4.3, Franklin Resources
147. Ananda Krishnan, Malaysia, 67, $4.3, diversified
147. Reinhard Mohn and family, Germany, 84, $4.3, media
147. Henry Perot, Texas, 75, $4.3, investments
154. Jean-Claude Decaux and family, France, 68, $4.2, advertising
154. Eitaro Itoyama, Japan, 63, $4.2, golf courses
154. Nina Wang, Hong Kong, $4.2, real estate
154. Tadashi Yanai and family, Japan, 57, $4.2, retail
158. Giorgio Armani, Italy, 71, $4.1, fashion
158. Vladimir Bogdanov, Russia, 54, $4.1, oil
158. Lester Crown and family, Illinois, 80, $4.1, investments
158. James Goodnight, North Carolina, 63, $4.1, SAS Institute
158. Bahaa Hariri, Switzerland, 39, $4.1, inheritance
158. Saad Hariri, Saudi Arabia, 35, $4.1, construction, investments
158. Antonia Johnson, Sweden, 62, $4.1, diversified
158. Klaus-Michael Kuhne, Germany, 68, $4.1, shipping
158. Eliodoro Matte and family, Chile, 60, $4.1, paper
158. Richard Schulze, Minnesota, 65, $4.1, Best Buy
168. Leonid Fedun, Russia, 49, $4, oil
168. David Murdock, California, 82, $4, investments
168. Shiv Nadar, India, 60, $4, technology
168. Madeleine Schickedanz, Germany, 62, $4, retail
168. Charles Schwab, California, 68, $4, discount stock brokerage
173. Boris Ivanishvili, Russia, 50, $3.9, steel, banking
174. Abdullah Al Rajhi, Saudi Arabia, $3.8, banking
174. Paul Desmarais, Canada, 79, $3.8, finance
174. Aloysio de Andrade Faria, Brazil, 85, $3.8, banking
174. Michael Kadoorie and family, Hong Kong, 65, $3.8, diversified
174. Frank Lowy and family, Australia, 75, $3.8, malls
174. Ng Teng Fong, Singapore, 77, $3.8, real estate
174. James Sorenson, Utah, 84, $3.8, medical devices, real estate
181. Anacleto Angelini, Chile, 92, $3.7, energy
181. Henry Fok, Hong Kong, 82, $3.7, gaming
181. Gordon Moore, California, 77, $3.7, Intel
181. Bernard (Barry) Sherman, Canada, 64, $3.7, drugs
185. Masatoshi Ito, Japan, 81, $3.6, retail
185. Rupert Johnson Jr., California, 64, $3.6, Franklin Resources
185. Kwek Leng Beng and family, Singapore, 65, $3.6, hotels
185. Ralph Lauren, New York, 66, $3.6, fashion
185. Pallonji Mistry, India, 76, $3.6, construction
185. Viktor Rashnikov, Russia, 57, $3.6, iron, steel
185. David and Simon Reuben, Britain, $3.6, investments, real estate
185. Andreas Strungmann, Germany, 56, $3.6, generic drugs
185. Thomas Strungmann, Germany, 56, $3.6, generic drugs
194. William Davidson, Michigan, 83, $3.5, glass
194. Bradley Hughes, California, 72, $3.5, Public Storage
194. Edward Lampert, Connecticut, 43, $3.5, investments
194. Alexander Lebedev, Russia, 46, $3.5, stocks
194. George Lucas, California, 61, $3.5, Star Wars
194. Jim Pattison, Canada, 77, $3.5, diversified
200. Robert Bass, Texas, 58, $3.4, oil, investments
200. Otto Beisheim, Germany, 82, $3.4, retail
200. Richard DeVos, Michigan, 80, $3.4, Alticor
200. Bernard Ecclestone and family, Britain, 75, $3.4, Formula One
200. Esther Koplowitz, Spain, 55, $3.4, construction
200. Jorge Paulo Lemann, Brazil, 66, $3.4, banking
200. Gerard Louis-Dreyfus and family, France, 73, $3.4, commodities
207. Chung Mong-Koo and family, South Korea, 68, $3.3, Hyundai
207. Anurag Dikshit, India, 34, $3.3, online gambling
207. Johann Rupert and family, South Africa, 55, $3.3, luxury goods
207. Rainer and Michael Schmidt-Ruthenbeck, Germany, $3.3, retail
207. Tsai Wan Tsai and family, Taiwan, 76, $3.3, banking
207. Klaus Tschira, Germany, 65, $3.3, SAP
207. Karl Wlaschek, Austria, 88, $3.3, department stores
214. Khalid Bin Mahfouz and family, Saudi Arabia, 59, $3.2, banking
214. Martin Bouygues and family, France, 53, $3.2, telecom
214. William Cook, Indiana, 74, $3.2, medical devices
214. Antonio Ermirio de Moraes and family, Brazil, 77, $3.2,
diversified
214. Yoshitaka Fukuda and family, Japan, 58, $3.2, credit
214. Maurice Greenberg, New York, 80, $3.2, insurance
214. Charoen Sirivadhanabhakdi, Thailand, 61, $3.2, alcohol
221. Ricardo Salinas Pliego and family, Mexico, 50, $3.1, retail,
media
221. Stephan Schmidheiny, Switzerland, 58, $3.1, investments
221. Masayoshi Son, Japan, 48, $3.1, Softbank
224. Gianluigi and Rafaela Aponte, Switzerland, $3, shipping
224. Roland Arnall, California, 67, $3, mortgage banking
224. Pyotr Aven, Russia, 51, $3, oil, banking
224. Edgar Bronfman Sr., New York, 76, $3, liquor
224. Albert Frere, Belgium, 80, $3, investments
224. Frits Goldschmeding, Netherlands, 72, $3, temp agency
224. Heidi Horten, Austria, 65, $3, department stores
224. Petr Kellner, Czech Republic, 41, $3, insurance
224. Lee Seng Wee and family, Singapore, 81, $3, banking
224. Hiroshi Mikitani, Japan, 41, $3, e-commerce
224. Robert Miller, Canada, 60, $3, Future Electronics
224. Sammy Ofer and family, Israel, 84, $3, shipping
224. Edward Rogers, Canada, 72, $3, media
224. Anton Schlecker, Germany, 61, $3, retail
224. Takemitsu Takizaki, Japan, 60, $3, sensors
224. William Wrigley Jr., Illinois, 42, $3, chewing gum
240. David Filo, California, 39, $2.9, Yahoo
240. Michael Herz, Germany, 60, $2.9, coffee
240. Leonard Lauder, New York, 73, $2.9, Estee Lauder
240. Arnon Milchan, Israel, 61, $2.9, New Regency
240. A. Jerrold Perenchio, California, 75, $2.9, Univision
245. Anil Agarwal, India, 52, $2.8, mining, metals
245. Alberto Bailleres, Mexico, 73, $2.8, mining
245. David and Frederick Barclay, Britain, $2.8, media, retail
245. Richard Branson, Britain, 55, $2.8, Virgin
245. Charles Cadogan and family, Britain, 69, $2.8, real estate
245. Wolfgang Herz, Germany, 55, $2.8, coffee
245. Kjeld Kirk Kristiansen, Denmark, 58, $2.8, Lego
245. Lim Goh Tong, Malaysia, 88, $2.8, gaming
245. Carl Pohlad, Minnesota, 90, $2.8, banking
245. Ravi and Shashi Ruia, India, $2.8, diversified
245. Haim Saban, California, 61, $2.8, television
245. Stefan Schorghuber, Germany, 44, $2.8, real estate
245. Steven Spielberg, California, 59, $2.8, movies
258. John Abele, Massachusetts, 69, $2.7, Boston Scientific
258. Charles Bronfman, Canada, 74, $2.7, liquor
258. Matthew Bucksbaum and family, Illinois, 80, $2.7, real estate
258. John Calamos, Illinois, 65, $2.7, mutual funds
258. Francesco Gaetano Caltagirone, Italy, 63, $2.7, diversified
258. Jesus de Polanco, Spain, 76, $2.7, media
258. Otto Happel, Germany, 58, $2.7, engineering
258. Ayman Hariri, Saudi Arabia, 27, $2.7, inheritance
258. Fahd Hariri, Lebanon, 25, $2.7, inheritance
258. Henry Hillman, Pennsylvania, 87, $2.7, industrialist
258. Martha Ingram and family, Tennessee, 70, $2.7, Ingram Industries
258. Manuel Jove, Spain, 64, $2.7, real estate
258. Vladimir Kim, Kazakhstan, 45, $2.7, mining
258. Ronald Lauder, New York, 62, $2.7, Estee Lauder
258. Andrei Melnichenko, Russia, 34, $2.7, banking, energy
258. Henry Nicholas III, California, 46, $2.7, Broadcom
258. Sergei Popov, Russia, 34, $2.7, banking, energy
258. Leonard Stern, New York, 67, $2.7, real estate
258. Leslie Wexner, Ohio, 70, $2.7, Limited Brands
258. Michael Ying, Hong Kong, 56, $2.7, Esprit
278. Chen Din Hwa, Hong Kong, 83, $2.6, real estate
278. Adi Godrej and family, India, 63, $2.6, diversified
278. Barbara Piasecka Johnson, United States, 69, $2.6, inheritance
278. Peter Kellogg, New Jersey, 64, $2.6, investments
278. Ann Walton Kroenke, Missouri, 56, $2.6, Wal-Mart
278. Lev Leviev, Israel, 50, $2.6, diamonds
278. Hugo Mann and family, Germany, 92, $2.6, retail
278. Naguib Sawiris, Egypt, $2.6, Orascom Telecom
278. Harold Simmons, Texas, 74, $2.6, investments
278. Melvin Simon, Indiana, 79, $2.6, real estate
278. James Simons, New York, 68, $2.6, hedge funds
278. John Simplot and family, Idaho, 97, $2.6, potatoes, microchips
278. Donald Trump, New York, 60, $2.6, real estate
278. Alisher Usmanov, Russia, 52, $2.6, steel
292. Riley Bechtel, California, 54, $2.5, engineering
292. Stephen Bechtel Jr., California, 80, $2.5, engineering
292. Carlo Benetton, Italy, 62, $2.5, Benetton
292. Gilberto Benetton, Italy, 64, $2.5, Benetton
292. Giuliana Benetton, Italy, 68, $2.5, Benetton
292. Luciano Benetton, Italy, 70, $2.5, Benetton
292. Steven Cohen, Connecticut, 50, $2.5, hedge funds
292. Barbara Davis and family, California, 76, $2.5, inheritance, oil
292. John Dorrance III, Ireland, 62, $2.5, Campbell Soup
292. Jean-Louis Dumas and family, France, 67, $2.5, Hermes
292. Nicolas Hayek, Switzerland, 77, $2.5, Swatch
292. Ray Hunt, Texas, 63, $2.5, oil, real estate
292. Fukuzo Iwasaki, Japan, 81, $2.5, real estate
292. Bruce Kovner, New York, 60, $2.5, hedge funds
292. Henry Kravis, New York, 62, $2.5, leveraged buyouts
292. Leonid Mikhelson, Russia, 50, $2.5, natural gas
292. Miuccia Prada and family, Italy, 56, $2.5, Prada
292. Sean Quinn and family, Ireland, 59, $2.5, real estate, insurance
292. J. Ricketts and family, Nebraska, 64, $2.5, Ameritrade
292. George Roberts, California, 61, $2.5, leveraged buyouts
292. David Rockefeller Sr., New York, 90, $2.5, Standard Oil, banking
292. Bruno Schroder and family, Britain, 73, $2.5, banking
292. Stephen Schwarzman, New York, 59, $2.5, investments
292. Dennis Washington, Montana, 71, $2.5, construction, mining
292. Chaleo Yoovidhya, Thailand, 74, $2.5, Red Bull
317. Clive Calder, Britain, 59, $2.4, record label
317. Dhanin Chearavanont and family, Thailand, 66, $2.4, agriculture
317. Stein Erik Hagen, Norway, 49, $2.4, supermarkets
317. Indu Jain, India, 69, $2.4, media
317. Richard Kinder, Texas, 62, $2.4, pipelines
317. Sergio Mantegazza, Switzerland, 78, $2.4, travel
317. Dietrich Mateschitz, Austria, 61, $2.4, Red Bull
317. George Mitchell, Texas, 86, $2.4, Mitchell Energy
317. Axel Oberwelland, Germany, 39, $2.4, candy
317. Didier Primat, France, 61,
