They are.

Why don't they ever appear well between the tram lines? Why is it
always possible to access every part of the circle by walking along
the tram lines and then through the shape? Why don't we see, say, a
row of small circles running nice and in between the two tram lines,
impossible to access without trapsing through crop and leaving foot
trails? If they are created by aerial objects like UFOs then it should
be possible to form circles like that. Why don't they? BECAUSE THEY
ARE A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you want to debunk this point, give me
an example of a complicated, ordered crop circle squeezed between tram
lines and/or with parts inaccessible through tram lines, followed be
walking through the shape.

Why did Crop Circles(TM) suddenly get way more complicated the moment
the "vortex theory" was announced, adding straight lines and other non-
vorticital (?) things? BECAUSE THEY ARE A HOAX!!!!!!!!!! If you want
to debunk this point, give me an example of a complicated "circle"
with straight lines, ordered patterns, crescents, or any other "non-
vorticital" shape appearing BEFORE said vortex theory broke.

UFOs are NOT a catchall that can be used to magically attribute
anything that is not immediately explainable to. In this case UFOs or
aliens or whatever are NOT responsible for crop circles -- instead
HUMAN activity is -- ie. HOAXES.

If there are any "real" circles they are NOT the complicated ones. The
simple circles might be real, and perhaps caused by a vortex in the
atmosphere like a tornado, or other circulating natural phenomena --
but not UFOs. I don't think one can attribute everything to UFOs!!!
UFOs are NOT a magic explanation for everything -- even if they do
exist!

Crop circles are either hoaxes or natural phenomena. UFOs have nothing
to do with it unless they are part of said natural phenomena or
hoaxes. Otherwise, the "mystery" is toast.

Even if there was something to it, it does not remove the fallacyness
of attributing everything unexplainable to UFOs.