Of course you are not a spammer!

Of course you are not a troll!

You are so young as are most of the USENET people!!

Here is the rundown:

Alien Hero is a....

master bait taker

Say that 1000X as fast as you can!

Actually, Al is a master baiter.....

Say that 2 or 3 times very slowly......

Alien Hero.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I am smoking Nicaraguan cigars and drinking Benedictine!

It is almost chile season (green chile from Hatch, New Mexico).....

Jim Morrison wrote, "I've been down so long that it looks like up to 
me".....

I am beyond the Blues and digging yer postings!!!!!

One more thingee!!!

Say Hi to Robert E. McElwaine, BECAUSE HE IS OUR BRO!

(I just got a call from older brother, John, .... ay gotta go now, ya!)