On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:02:53 GMT, "Woodsy" <if.you.want@it.ask> wrote:

Who specifically should we thank for the internet?

The silicon biological life which you found on the extraterrestrial saucer
at Groom Lake.

But your ubermasters used it to make a profit instead of it's intended
purpose, which was to reverse engineer and get yourselves off the planet 
before it burns.

You killed the aliens who were helping you reverse engineer it, and then
killed off the people who could have helped you reverse engineer it.

But not to worry, there's another saucer just like it in China.  Perhaps the
Russians will share their knowledge of 'ftl' space travel (which they were
able to understand from what I gave to them) and they will be able to leave
Earth before it burns.


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