I have a number of difficult but very important questions which only
the true believer should attempt to answer. If you do not fall into
this category please refrain from contributing to any discussions
which may ensue. If you take this advice both you and I may learn
something new. Thank you.

First of all why is it that, generally speaking, the individuals
selected by the aliens to be examined are usually regarded by their
neighbours and colleagues (before and after their abduction) as right
plonkers? It may well be that the aliens are interested in forensic
psychiatry, but if that's the case then why give such dick heads
messages for the rest of mankind? Who do the aliens think will believe
them? It seems to me that they would be far better of, should they
want individuals to tell the world, to choose some one the rest of us
would at least listen to.

I raise this as my initial point because I have first hand experience
of such individuals. My charity is always extended to the local drunks
of the village where I was brought up. I attended school with them.
Whilst they make a reasonable living they are by no means the sharpest
tools in the box. But to be fair to them, they generally get by with
only one or maybe two admissions to the acute unit each year. At
school they were regarded as dullards and to a great extent performed
(academically) as such. One of them has been abducted twice, both
times at Hogmany (a period of drinking to excess) and not only was his
brain removed for examination his intestinal tract was taken for
cloning.(His three friends believe totally.) He has been on TV on a
number of occasions talking about his ordeal. (One of our school pals
is now a well known TV reporter and correspondent for a couple of US
TV stations) One night when both the reporter and myself were carrying
him home he confided in us that he had met the aliens that night in
the toilet of the pub and  that the mother ship was going to show
herself to us that night. It never happened and in the morning he
couldn't remember meeting any one let alone aliens. Mind you we did
not take him seriously because the reporter buddy found him, in the
middle of winter, up to his waist in the river looking for his
respiratory system which he had lost the night before. All four are
lovable, friendly, kind and helpful people but although I love them
they are accurately regarded as plonkers. The one thing you do not
take from them is advice. Surely the aliens being superior to us would
know this and find a messenger whom their intended audience would find
credible?

The second point I have to raise here is why do the aliens blow people
up like balloons? And, why stick things up the subjects rectum, vagina
and urethra? Anatomical literature is full of information right down
to minute details of cell content so why do they risk exposure by,
1) using a duff anaesthetist (the subjects are half awake, feel pain
and remember what was done to them!)?
2) replicating such experiments not just once but dozens of times?
UFO literature is full of this sort of account.
3)allowing their research subjects to live and return to their homes?
Not all are given a message!

The more intelligent of my four pals is convinced, and he is not alone
in his conviction a number of English universities have given grants
and facilities to academics researching this field, that crop circles
are the creation of aliens who are trying to contact humans. Now given
that the aliens tend to take dick heads for research they should have
been able to work out by now that, given the quality of the material
they examined and the info gained, no one on earth could possibly work
out what the message might be! So why communicate in such a perverse
way? They would be better of taking a course with LinguaPhone. One of
my buddies tells me that they may well be different aliens who do not
have access to the others research! The wonders of whiskey!!

The other point which has worried me for some time is the need by
aliens to have lights on the side of their space craft whilst in
flight? I could see the need for having lights on the side whilst
docked to or in the mother ship but not whilst in flight. Revolving
lights at that! Maybe someone forgot to switch them off! That could
happen once and maybe twice but not all the time.

I would be interested in getting a thread going on all of the above
topics. But it seems to me that only the more seasoned  UFO watcher
would have the knowledge and experience with which to bring to bear on
such matters.