Sir Gilligan Horry wrote:

Here is another nice Christmas present, a post from Sir Arthur CB
Wholeflaffers ASA.

Well, actually this is better than Christmas !!!

Thank you!  As you well know, Gen. Borman Killemall and myself are
still engaged in the War Against Deunkers and Truth-Terrorists.  Many
battles have been won.  For instance, we have completely eliminated
the Team-Adams faction, the Borsch-Belt Bums, the Twit Terribles,
Hairy Spin-etti has been vaporized.  In addition, Phil No-Klass has
been expunged and Karll Sagan has been eradicated.

That being said, little did we know that Reptilian hybrids, imbued
with an authoritarian mindset, are routinely placed into positions of
power and influence within the Federal Government and Defense
Department. That's right - debunkers have been cloning themselves with
the help of some evil aliens and certain national labs.  We will have
to ask ALL EARTH PEOPLE to unite and defeat these hybrid alien-
debunkers.  We can do it, but not without your help!!   If we do not
succeed, this will be the last X-MASS on THIS PLANET EARTH.  FOR ALL
MANKIND to flourish into a BRAVE NEW WORLD of harmony, the debunkers
will have to be wiped out.  Time is running out for all of us.  The
Crab Nebulians have pledged their support as have the Tans.  More are
joining us.  Will you help?