"Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA" <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
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To audiences around the country DR  KARLA TURNER listed what she
considered to be the only "facts" that might be construed about the
alien invaders:

- We do not know with any certainty what they are.

Figments of HoleFlapper's avid imagination.

- At least some of the aliens lie.

If they told you that you were smart, then that's a definite lie.

- During encounters, they control our perceptions.

Since you're walking around in total darkness, it shouldn't really make any 
difference, loser.

- They can implant false memories.

Such as the phony title Sir, pray tell ...

- What we report about them is what they want us to report.

Been smoking that whacky weed again, Flapper ??

- The alien agenda has physical aims and procedures that have nothing
to do with reproduction.

No HoleFlapper, they are all gay and just want to partake in a good 
butt-romp with you.

- From childhood, they manipulate us physically, spiritually and
sexually.

That, of course explains your perverted retardation.

- They create virtual reality scenarios that are absolutely real to
the abductees.

Just like typical politicians, they say and do what you want to hear.

- They show an extraordinary interest in human souls and in our
thoughts.

Yes Flapper, they are raising human kind as their ultimate food supply.  You 
better go on a diet, because they'll eat the fact ones first.

- There is some element of human involvement in the UFO phenomenon.

It's the vivid imagination of folks like you, fuelled by the inhalation of 
the whacky weed.