Subject: The George Carlin rule (was: UFO over Stephenville, Texas)
From: copernican@revolution.rip (Copernicus R.I.P.)
Date: 18/01/2008, 04:07
Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.paranormal,alt.astrology

On Thu 17 Jan 2008 vtcapo@gmail.com wrote:
What was it astronomers? Please don't tell me swamp gas or the    
official explanation  "a reflection". That's getting really old......     
so is the fact that not one of you star gazers has the balls or
ovaries to come forward. There are approx. 200 UFO sighting per month.       
Am I to believe that not one astronomer in  this collective group has   
seen one with all  your powerful gear and telescopes...........
right?   Does the government have you all in their pocket, or are you      
just in denial????      
RT
              
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  If I have learned one thing about the U.S. Government, it is          
  to always apply the golden "George Carlin" rule of government,     
  and that is his "Everything the government tells me is a lie"            
  rule. It works like a charm. For example, the U.S. Government     
  tells the public they sent living human beings all the way to     
  the Moon and back not once but *six times* back in the hippie-     
  era -- practically "covered-wagon" times by today's standards.     
  Apply GC's golden rule: Yep, sure enough, all allegedly-manned     
  portions of their made-for-tv men-to-the-moon movies etc. were     
  definitely hoaxed, as all evidence has incontrovertibly proven.     
  In a word, the U.S. Government lied about it, plain and simple.     
  And they continue to lie about it, almost four decades later!             
  It's not even "plausible deniability" any more, what with all     
  the mountians of conclusive evidence out there, videos, books,     
  well-researched Internet sites, television documentaries, etc.     
  The U.S. Government (including JPL/NASA) merely look like fools     
  for denying that their "manned moon landings" were nothing more              
  than cold-war propaganda for the unsuspecting masses. Yet they     
  continue to lie about it in public. Could they be more pathetic?     
  Next thing you know, they'll claim to have sent men to the Sun     
  and back! Doubtless they'll go at night--that's how rediculous             
  they sound. No manmade monuments, or residual evidence of life     
  on Mars? Apply the rule and know Mars was definitely inhabited.     
       
  For another example, the U.S. Government (hereinafter referred          
  to as "WOB" for brevity), the WOB claimed they didn't whack JFK,     
  but some "lone gunman" (their C.I.A. dupe, fall-guy, a "patsy")     
  with a cheap, mail-order, bolt-action rifle did it with a magic     
  bullet that zigged and zagged and zooped and danced the freakin     
  watusi before conveniently landing in JFK's hospital gurney--in             
  pristine condition! Well, naturally, Oswald took all the blame.     
  Apply the golden rule: no explanation necessary, since everyone     
  in the world already knows that the WOB definitely whacked JFK.     
  In a word, the WOB lied about it, plain and simple. Understand?     
  They obviously whacked Di & Dodi, too, blaming on the paparazzi.     
  How many myriads have the WOB whacked, and tried to blame it on     
  suicide, e.g. the hundreds of "Arkancides" when BC was governor?     
  Also how many myriads of accidents were something more sinister?        
       
  Apply this golden rule to _everything_ the WOB says in public.     
  E.g. UFOs being weather balloons, Venus, swamp gas, ad nauseam,     
  and you immediately realize that there are definitely UFOs and          
  so-called extraterrestrials (curious visitors from other solar     
  systems in the Milky Way, and therefore probably other visitors     
  from distant galaxies, extragalacticals we'll call them), who've     
  been visiting Earth for millions of sidereal years and counting.     
  And we know that most crop circles are real too, simply because           
  the WOB says they are all "hoaxes". Thus the same rule applies     
  to most abduction reports, cattle mutilations, you name it. If     
  the WOB says it isn't true, it is true. Conversely, if the WOB          
  says it is true, it isn't true. There may be exceptions to the     
  rule, but they're damn few and far between as far as I can tell.     
  For every good thing the WOB does, they do a hundred, thousands,     
  of hideously evil deeds in the balance...not much balance there!     
  (the Book of Revelation summarizes their evils most accurately)     
  As we see, their UFO "cover-ups" are the least of their crimes.     
       
  Basically, take everything the WOB tells the public and reverse     
  it. Everything the WOB tells the public they can't do, they can     
  do. Conversely, everything the WOB tells the public they can do,     
  they can't do. Apply this golden rule to everything the WOB has     
  ever told the public about anything and everything over the last         
  couple of centuries, and you'll know the truth about everything!     
  E.g. the WOB says the soul is not Immortal. Very obviously it is.          
  The WOB says there's no such thing as karma and (re)incarnation.     
  Again, they're obviously lying about that too. They always lie,     
  and they always scapegoat others for their own atrocious deeds.     
       
  Look at what the WOB tells the public about ancient astronomers     
  and ancient civilizations (e.g. Babylonians, Egyptians, Mayans),        
  about how "they were all blind, deaf and dumb brain-dead morons"     
  (i.e., until their johnny-come-lately Greek Atheists came along).     
  As it turns out, the WOB have been proven completely wrong about          
  that too. In a word, they lied about it. I think you get the idea.     
            
  And look at what the WOB says about the worldwide flood of Noah's     
  day, and the antediluvian world (the Atlantians...that forbidden          
  "A" word!), etc. As it turns out, in fact there was a world-wide     
  flood (circa 28,000 BC) that killed almost all life on the earth.         
  Once again we see the WOB lied about it. They always lie. Period.     
  The WOB says planet Earth's polar ice is "millions of years old",     
  and there is no such thing as crustal displacements, pole shifts,      
  global cataclysms, etc. As it turns out they lied about that too.     
       
  And the WOB tells the public they get a "free ride" in eternity,     
  either because they don't believe in any afterlife, or they are         
  CHRINOs, "free ride" Christians who don't actually believe the     
  entire bible Genesis through Revelation, but only believe those     
  parts of the bible that "feels good" to them. E.g., I have yet     
  to hear any CHRINOs quote from Luke 19:27 in public. Have you?     
  And we don't hear much about the molten calf, or the rich man           
  and the beggar Lazarus, or about the camel through the eye of a     
  needle, or about the Ten Commandments or Two Great Commandments     
  that all men are Created equal. All the CHRINOs ever talk about         
  is how "their sins are forgiven". No reaping and sowing. No day     
  of Judgment according to their works of good and works of evil.     
  Nothing but their warm and fuzzy, "free ride" Christianity. At     
  least in this regard, Atheists and CHRINOs share _exactly_ the      
  same belief. Furthermore, they share a lot of other beliefs in     
  common. What Atheists call "garbage", CHRINOs call "forbidden".     
  As we see, Atheists & CHRINOs are almost like identical twins!     
  Notably they always believe what the WOB tells them to believe,     
  and this without question. Apparently they've never learned to     
  question worldly so-called "authority". Take UFOs, for example.         
  Atheists call them "garbage for brain-dead morons", and CHRINOs     
  call them "demons from hell", "Satanic", "tricks of the devil".     
  The WOB has their Atheists & CHRINO Legions very well-trained.         
       
  And look at what the WOB tells the public about their "big bang"     
  creation myth "In the beginning Atheists created the heaven and         
  the earth. And all non-Atheists, particularly Judeo-Christians,     
  are all nothing but intellectually-inferior brain-dead morons."     
  As it turns out, the Universe is in fact infinite and eternal.     
  Infinite number of galaxies, infinite number of solar systems,      
  infinite number of planets burgeoning with as many life-forms.           
  Is there life out there in the Cosmos? Duh, what do you think?     
       
  How many more lies do we need to hear from the WOB before the     
  whole world figures out that they always lie about everything     
  and they keep lying about it even when the truth works better?     
  I began to notice that something was extremely wrong with the         
  WOB, not long after I entered my fourth grade year attending     
  one of their public elementary-indoctrination schools (1967).     
  But I didn't realize the global extent of the WOB's absolute         
  corruption (the WOB's mighty beast being absolutely powerful)     
  until about the year 2000, when I finally realized they're all     
  liars. The WOB lies about everything! Better late than never.          
  They fooled me once, but they damned-sure won't fool me twice.     
  "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss". "Same old song and     
  dance", etc. etc. etc.  If only I'd learned that back in 1967...      
       
  The bible has a word for people who always lie about everything:     
  the *antichrist*, the father of lies. Nowadays, these liars are     
  more popularly known as *Atheists* (including CHRINOs, meaning          
  Christian-in-name-only). Albeit to be fair, there are extremely     
  rare instances where self-described Atheists have, astonishingly,     
  told the truth about something, to wit: George Carlin, Voltaire,          
  Nietzsche, to name a few. Using that "old broken clock" analogy,     
  apparently, even Atheists "can appear to be right twice a day",     
  only the wittiest ones among them. But they're one in a million.       
       
  Thus when it comes to what the WOB tells the public, I sincerely     
  believe that not even a googol of broken clocks can salvage their        
  abysmal record. I cannot remember nor find even one instance when     
  the WOB has told the public the _complete_ truth about *anything*.     
  At best, it's been partial truths mixed with lies. But more often         
  it's 100% "ministry of truth" propagandist fairy tales concocted     
  for unwary public consumption. This quote sums America up neatly:     
       
           "Why does a dog wag its tail? Because a dog        
            is smarter than its tail. If the tail was      
               smarter, the tail would wag the dog."     
       
  Armageddon Cometh,       
  Daniel Joseph Min     
  http://www.angelfire.com/moon2/danieljosephmin/     
                 

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