A Country On Planet Earth Will Help Extraterrestrials Show Up.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iuGGoQFZj6Y

What are they going to do, build a UFO mothership landing pad.

There will be huge resistance.
Scalar weapons going off like fireworks night.
And President Bush has got his Emergency Powers Bill setup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3dAnSMzUlo

I bet if one single mothership shows up to land and chat, a secret
society will nuke a city somewhere and blame it on the
extraterrestrials.

Everyone will wish it was the 1960s again with soda pop, hamburgers,
and Elvis.

 Hehe  :->

But some of those extraterrestrials that are millions of years ahead
of our technology should be able to give everyone their heaven.

Heaven for some people is ranting on about Jesus all day.
Heaven for some people is shooting Germans all their life.
Heaven for some people is bullshitting and laughing.
Heaven for some people is watching Simpsons and munching chips.
Heaven for some people is making space aliens websites.
Heaven for some people is living in the 'Eyes Wide Shut' movie.
 etc, etc, etc.

The universe is big enough for everyone to have their heaven.
If I was those super advanced aliens I would ask everyone what they
want
and send them all off to the appropriate planets.
The Creator would be thrilled.

I just hope some people want to go to my planet growing tomatoes,
drinking beer once a week, and chatting about Life The Universe and
Everything in  alt.alien.research

We could call the planet TOmAbeeRAAR.

A friendly planet that allows visitors to drop in for a quiet coldy
now and then.

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