Bend your DNA with your will

If you wait for a messiah you'll be waiting for a loooooong fucking
time

christians: 1975 c. years
joos: a long fucking time, and they are never happy when a pretender
to the throne ever shows up anyway
muslims: for some it was mohammed, for others the hidden imam and
that's probably 13 centuries or so now, but some ismailis said it was
Hassan II
scientologists: oh fucking forget it
Heavens Gate: came and left
People's Temple: see Heavens Gate
Hindoos: entirely depends on which caste, which religious lineage, and
whether or not Krishna has better things to do elsewhere
Pagans: why worry, life is great, dance around a fire and fuck freely
SubGeniuses: see Pagans, add slack and "Bob", plus the real July 5,
1998 could be anytime
Mayans: Who needs a messiah when you got Historical Collapse!
Jehovah's Witnesses: He's here but you can't see him, and he's got a
big arrow for your unbaptized ass
Buddhists: whats a messiah? they got Lamas and lots of em, love that
practical approach you might learn from it
Atheists: Is Ayn Rand dead yet? James Randi? CSCICOP? ectera blah blah
blah
sundry Cults: they are sundry cults, why did you even read this?


and so forth-

Build your own Overman/Uberfemme and save your own (gawd/no-
gawd)damned self