Re: Being a Debunker means saying any STUPID thing!

On Oct 6, 2:25�pm, Bob Casanova <nos...@buzz.off> wrote:

On Mon, 6 Oct 2008 07:50:21 -0700, the following appeared in
sci.skeptic, posted by "H." <hbo...@charter.net>:

"Hagar" <ha...@sahm.name> wrote in message
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"Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA" <scie...@zzz.com>
wrote in message
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On Oct 6, 3:48 am, John Baker <nu...@bizniz.net>
wrote:

On Mon, 6 Oct 2008 01:48:08 -0700 (PDT), Sir Arthur
CB Wholeflaffers

ASA <scie...@zzz.com> wrote:

Being a Debunker means never having to say you're
sorry, or even
making a lick of sense!

Ram it, Holeflapper.

The Era of the debunker is coming to a smashing end,
and not a moment
to soon.

snip drivel <

They're coming to take you away, ha ha
they're coming to take you away, he he,
to the funny farm, where you belong, LipFlapper ...

What I want to know is:
How the hell does Holeflapper post to the Internet
while he is in the Salem Asylum?
They took his computer privileges away from him several
years ago.
Maybe he really is an ALIEN.


He's certainly alien to anything resembling rational
thought.


Casanobrain, when we want your opinion, we WON'T ask for it.

The Worse Debunkers in History -- Help Has Arrived!!

These newsgroups have the worst bunch of UFO Debunkers this side of
Area-51. Luckily, I am here to help you with your debunking! First
off,
you MUST, at all costs, be creative when debunking UFOs, because the
evidence to prove the existence of UFOs and aliens is overwhelming
in the positive.

When you add the voluminous amount of excellent research that has
been done on crop circles, animal mutilations, human abductions,
trace cases, government cover-ups, implants, crash retrievals,
Military involvement, Corporate involvement, UFO sightings, harassment
of witnesses, and on and on, -- well, you really can't argue on the
facts.

So -- the debunkers better start coming up with some smart and clever
excuses, or else they will totally lose any shred or "shard" of
credibility
they have left! Luckily, I have chosen to help this luckless and
clueless
crowd!!

Okay then, let's take the recent A Special, for example. On that
silly show, some Canadian researcher was profiled who propounds
the theory that the "alien abduction scenario" is all a figment of the
mind, brought on by exposure to low-level electromagnetic fields
generated
by piezoelectric "rock-crunching" movement of the earth's crust which
produces the "lights in the sky" phenomena called UFOs. Now, if that
isn't a mouthful- what is??

But if that is to much to expound, you might try these apologies,
which
were recently used on the CIA/Raytheon-financed PBS show called,
"Kidnapped by Aliens." You probably have guessed it already, I am
referring
to the "False Memory Syndrome." Although it more accurately should be
labeled the false memory "spin-drome; since most alien abduction
memories
are retrieved WITHOUT the use of hypnosis, a tiny but important detail
the
Producers of that PBS show "conveniently" forgot to mention!! But when
someone wants to state that little "inconvenient " fact, just shoot
out this
zinger: "sleep paralysis." That will really make them jump! Also, try
calling the Abductees "weak-minded individuals; delusional
(a debunker favorite!); victims of repeated hallucinations and the
'Phil Klass' special, refer to the Abductees as "little nobodies,
people
seeking celebrity status! " And for heavens sakes, don't forget to
throw
in that Magic Word from time to time, "Confabulation!"

But just in case you can't remember all that, here are some plausible
sounding reasons that can be used to explain away ALL UFO sightings,
when the need arises:

Meteors
Comets
Asteroids
Sun Dogs
Hot Dogs
Sun Dials
Light Reflections
Light Refraction
Rainbows
Ball Lightning (Another Phil Klass Special)
Swamp Gas (But only where there's Swamps!)
Venus
Mars
Jupiter
Saturn
Mercury
Neptune
Pluto
Uranus
The Moon
Van Allen Belts
Jets
Helicopters
Clouds
Stars
Satellites
Lou Minatti's Hub-Caps
Alien Space Crafts (Ooopps - sorry!)