Subject: ROTFLMAO!
From: Johnny Borborigmi
Date: 24/10/2008, 00:57
Newsgroups: alt.paranet.ufo

Read this bullshit posted on Abovetopsecret.com!

People are SO FUCKED UP! LOL!


Text So Nibiru is coming and you know what all you sons of bitches are
going to die. Guess What? In 120 years all you sums bitches are going
to be dead anyway. No one gets out of here alive and no one last more
than 120 years. Oh and gays are going to flock to CA when the
elections are over because all the "enlightened ones" in CA are going
to vote for gay rights. Guess what. If everbody was gay in 120 years
there would be no more people on the planet because if a man sticks
that naughty little thing into another mans butt-----nothing happens.
# still keeps coming out of that hole. Now to all you enlightened
bastards tell me that is natural. It is an aberration. But Nibiru is
coming and how do we know that? Because the Mayans told us. Oh, and
where are the Mayans today? Oh well they died out. Oh sounds like and
enlightened bunch of people that got wiped off the planet by something
yet they know everything about the end of the world. You idiots will
believe anything. But leave the gays alone. Don't condemn the gays. It
is okay to hate Christians or anyone else that believes the Bible but
don't you dare condemn the gays. And in CA here we are all out on a
limb but we are really smart. We have Stanford. We have Berkeley and
we have tons of Electrical Engineers. Now these guys could not talk to
a wall if their lives depended on it but they have good judgement
about people. Engineers generally speaking are idiots when it comes to
personal interactions. But they know who to vote for. Go ahead vote
for Obama. This guy has absolutely no experience whatsoever. Go ahead
send him to china to negotiate. this guy said that China has great
infrastructure after looking at the eye candy of the Olympics. What an
idiot. 90 percent of the Chinese dont have running water and this fool
says they have good infrastructure. Go ahead vote for him you idiots.
Oh, but the aliens told the Mayans about the end of the world. Now
these are the little grey bastards that take people men out of their
bedrooms and insert probes up their asses. yeah I am really going to
trust those guys. They think they are going to accomplish reproduction
by shoving things up mens asses. You idiots will believe anything. If
Obama gets elected stop the planet because I want to get off and get
on Nibiru.