| Subject: New President to Declare all-out WAR against Debunkers – Happy days are HERE again! |
| From: Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA |
| Date: 08/11/2008, 18:20 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.alien.research,sci.skeptic |
New President to Declare all out WAR against Debunkers – Happy days
are HERE again!
Washington D.C. – Sir Arthur CBE Wholelfaffers, the new President of
an ET awareness group called HACA (Human-Alien Contact Agenda) has
declared an all-out WAR against all debunkers, debunker sympathizers,
debunker supporters, debunker enablers and friends of debunkers. Said
Wholeflaffers, “now that a new administration has been appointed in
the USA, it is time that we finish the war against the greatest threat
on this planet, the debunker and their ilk.” HACA plans to have
meetings with the Obama Administration officials to plan a full
invasion of debunker strongholds. Emphasized Wholeflaffers, “ We
probably will not have to use the bismuth-magnesium anti-matter bombs,
but we could send the debunkers to the brand-new Halliburton-Dyncorp.
Interrogation camps. It would be easier if the debunkers would just
turn themselves into the proper authorities for instant processing. A
new day is dawning for This Island Earth and ALL MANKIND are the
glorious winners.” More information to follow!