| Subject: Re: Where Have All The Good Kooks Gone?--ANSWERED! OPEL-RED Explained!! |
| From: Cujo DeSockpuppet |
| Date: 10/12/2008, 04:26 |
| Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,sci.skeptic |
Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA <science@zzz.com> wrote in
news:bb05c699-9c51-454a-8303-5993b4cf1b37@r37g2000prr.googlegroups.com:
On Dec 9, 5:10�pm, Cujo DeSockpuppet <c...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
"Sir Arthur C.B.E. Wholeflaffers A.S.A." <scie...@zzz.com> wrote
innews:d
26bb0a9-99ff-4c19-afd5-d4212019b276@k24g2000pri.googlegroups.com:
On Nov 30, 3:24�am, "HVAC" <harlowcampb...@gmail.com> wrote:
Well here it is almost 2009, so let's take a look at
the current state of Kookdom(tm).
Capt. Shitley-dead
Twit- dead
Sage/Sludge-dead
Chen De-Stabilizers- neutralized
Bryson- Dead
EEL- dead
M. Davis-pacified
THYROID- neutralized
Pete Chumpest- neutralized
Hutch - brain-dead
Ugly Bob-dead-brain
HVAC-Please leave
Borsch-Ex-member of the NSA
Hagar-shits in pants
Free-Dumb-Has nobody to play. �Sad:<
Dream on fArtie.
--
Cujo -
There are still a few trouble-spots but the Top Brass are well aware
of these minor irritants. The vast majority of debunkers are now DEAD,
count em: Sagan-DEAD, No-Klass-DEAD, Menzel-DEAD, as are the usenet
useful idiots listed above. Expect a mop-up operation to proceed
under the new Administration, lets call it Operation Eliminate the
Remaining Debunkers or OPEL-RED. It would be very decent of you to
send over the list of all the debunker whereabouts as well as their
supporters, sympathizers and enablers. This will save the country
manpower which be used to build detainment camps for those truth-
terrorists. Cujo, as is stated in the Kurt Russell movie Escape From
New York: I thought you were dead, but I am happy to know that you are
not. So please help us in rounding up the rest of your kooky cult and
you may be a hero for the cause of democracy. I will notify the
General in regards to your cooperation in these sensitive matters!!
We're having a Skep-Ti-Cult(tm) convention next week in Tampa. Come down
and say hello and buy some of our memorabilia while you're here. They
make great Xmas presents for all your friends. Both of them.
There are already 500 reservations made with a few more last minute
guests expected. It's always fun to laugh at gullible saucerheads while
I'm on a paid vacation. So get your ass down here.
--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"Few things suppress female sexuality more than a flaccid dick and a guy
talking like Mickey Mouse while wearing panties on his head." - Phoenix
describing
Ed "Pantyhead" Wollmann in one sentence.