"Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA" <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
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How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb??
(Important updates-2009!)

LipFlapper, your bulb burned out a long time ago.
Replacements have been out of production for decades.
But since you walk around in the dark anyway, it doesn't matter.
Have any proof yet, you loon, such as:
A UFO hubcap.
A UFO muffler that fell off.
A non-photoshopped image of a UFO.
An alien made ballpoint pen (abductees' souvenir).
A sample of Alien writing, preferably in book form (theirs).
A recording of a conversation with an Alien.
An Alien lightbulb.

No, you don't?? ... thought so.
Say, when do you have to report back to your padded cell ??