"Hagar" <hagen@sahm.name> wrote in message 
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LipFlapper, your bulb burned out a long time ago.
Replacements have been out of production for decades.
But since you walk around in the dark anyway, it doesn't matter.
Have any proof yet, you loon, such as:
A UFO hubcap.
A UFO muffler that fell off.
A non-photoshopped image of a UFO.
An alien made ballpoint pen (abductees' souvenir).
A sample of Alien writing, preferably in book form (theirs).
A recording of a conversation with an Alien.
An Alien lightbulb.

How about an (unused) anal probe?

I really don't want to see Flaffer's corn that
he had for dinner last night.