"Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA" <science@zzz.com> 
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How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a 
lightbulb??
(Important updates-2009!)

And now, another letter from the e-mail grab-bag;
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Dear Sir Arthur Wholeflaffer,

How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a 
light bulb?

Signed, Thoughtful
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Dear Thoughtful,

How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a 
lightbulb? This is
an easy question, and here is your answer! How many 
UFO debunkers does
it take to screw in a light bulb:

Howdy Holeflapper,

Why don't you put some Xmas lights on your tin foil hat 
and have a nice Christmas.  Ask the attendants at The 
Salem Asylum if you can have some more Fruitcake, it 
would be very apt for you.  Oh yes, make sure there are 
lots of nuts in it.
-- 
Cap. Harry
King Of The Usenet Spooks
CEO of:
Oregon Home Spaceship High Invisibility Technology
Room 12, Hanger 18, Area 52,
USAF, Nevada, USA, Planet Earth,
Sol System, Milky Way Galaxy,
More or less on the outer fringe of the Universe.