On Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:52:37 -0800 (PST), Benj <bjacoby@iwaynet.net>
wrote:

On Dec 25, 5:56 pm, John Baker <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote:

On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:07:44 -0800 (PST), Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers

ASA <scie...@zzz.com> wrote:

How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

Two. But you need a really big light bulb.

None. The light was actually coming from Venus!

None. The light was really coming from swamp gas!

None. The light was actually just a "mass hallucination"!

None. The light was actually a clever hoax.

None. The light was actually a weather balloon.

None. The light was actually a Mogul balloon.

None. The light was actually a thermal inversion.

None. The light was actually "unexplained".

<crickets>

You're not *quite* as loony as Holeflapper, but you're a damn close
second.