"Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers ASA" <science@zzz.com> wrote in message 
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On Dec 26, 9:44 pm, John Baker <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote:

On Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:52:37 -0800 (PST), Benj <bjac...@iwaynet.net>
wrote:

On Dec 25, 5:56 pm, John Baker <nu...@bizniz.net> wrote:

On Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:07:44 -0800 (PST), Sir Arthur CB Wholeflaffers

ASA <scie...@zzz.com> wrote:

How many UFO debunkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

Two. But you need a really big light bulb.

None. The light was actually coming from Venus!

None. The light was really coming from swamp gas!

None. The light was actually just a "mass hallucination"!

None. The light was actually a clever hoax.

None. The light was actually a weather balloon.

None. The light was actually a Mogul balloon.

None. The light was actually a thermal inversion.

None. The light was actually "unexplained".

<crickets>

You're not *quite* as loony as Holeflapper, but you're a damn close
second.

* Baker, you are high on the OPEL-REDU list!!!*

Not to worry, LipFlapper, in my humble opinion, you're the indisputable king 
of the mentally challenged UFO believer loony roster.
Your position will remain unchallenged, as long as you continue to regale us 
with your nonsensical screed in these here NGs.